AIBU- remember the cock towel thread?

[Cripesithoughthewasdisgusting]

Well, my DP was one of the towel wipers.

I have unwittingly wrought my revenge on DP.

Last night about 3am, I needed a wee. Went to the en-suite (NOT the family bathroom) and had one. Suddenly realised that there was no loo roll... Oh dear.

I spy on the radiator, my Liz Earle muslin, so I decide to wipe with this and put it in the bin. Chucked it in, missed and it hands despodently over the side.

Whatever, 3 am can't be bothered to put it in all the way, kids don't use this bathroom; back to sleep.

BUT- this morning I awake to find DP not only availing himself of the Liz Earle cleanse and polish in gargantuan amounts, but also using the cloth I had wiped my wee on!!

The dirty chuffer had fished it off the side of the bin.

I kid you not- Jamez, non-microwavable cling film, scottish sock puppets and paralell to fiction poster.

Oh, AIBU to be laughing about this all day- should I tell him?

YABU because I had to google Liz Earle muslin only to find they are sandpaper.

Oh well, back to kicking stones.

Trois it was a big wee. I was desperate.

It could have been worse.....what if you'd had a poo?

the men in question were wiping AFTER they had washed, not wiping piss away...

I would have had to wake him up to fetch some loo roll. It's his fault, he uses yards of it; strangely enough, not for wiping his penis.

Nope, squeaky I must have missed that bit. He was wiping his pee on the towel.

It's is own fault for using dirty washing though isn't it? I never take anything out of the laundry bin (or from near the laundry bin) for fear of what may be on it...dh blows his nose on towels, socks, t-shirts, you name it!

Sometimes I would prefer if he had a wank sock instead.

Well, they don't advertise that on QVC, do they? "Much better with the addition of a bit of wee"..............It's his own fault, should get his own Liz Earle!

an alternative suggestion was chilli on the hand towel...