Would you say anything to the manky arse?

[MuthaInsuperior]

WWYD if you worked with someone who farted constantly? I mean, it's that bad that the entire office stinks of rotten eggs constantly. Can't exactly say anything though as I doubt they're doing it on purpose but it's so gross its making me not want to go in.

yes, farting and making someone else breathe in tiny particles of your poo is revolting

auntiemonica you will breathe in those poo particles everyday when you are walking outside among other things. Really a non issue right there.

op i suggest getting two car airfreshners and turning them into earings

My boss used to fart on a regular basis...I sit opposite him and always knew when one was on its way as he would life one arse cheek from his chair first before letting it rip.

His retirement was a very happy time for me :)

go to work armed with a can of Febreeze?? No laughing matter really yuck!

Hmm I don't recommend the air freshener earrings - that might make people think OP is the one doing it!

...oh and once he was away on business and talking to my colleague on the phone and he farted and then said "excuse me"....we had a good laugh about that as he never actually said it when he farted in the same room!

betty

You work with our dog? You have my sympathies. :(

Or even just sympathy, singular.

Send them an anonymous email instructing them to get their "clapper" removed.

(Someone once told me that the royal family didnt fart coz they had theirs removed)

my husbands bum rumbles have made me vom. more than once. on one occasion a hangover was involved. a pooy nappy did the same to me. but dh are bad and seem to stay forever. i couldn't work in it. get the clapper off

But suppose he has IBS or similar? Can you open lots of windows?