To think that in a fight to the death between ...

[AgentZigzag]

...zombies, werewolves and vampires, Gary Oldman vampires would have the edge?

Werewolves would be ball scratching nobbers (knobbers or nobbers?) for 30 odd days of the month, so you'd have to catch them at a full moon to be very effective.

It's a bonus for zombies to be able to carry on regardless of any limbs they've lost, plus they're persistent buggers, but their biggest downfall is their thick as fuckness.

Vampires on the other hand will be able to draw on their vast sexual experiences have extensive fighting skills to ward off the zombies, be able to divert the ball scratching dogs with beer, and cut to the bone with their razor sharp wit and dress sense.

Werewolves would have fleas anyway

You are being very undeadist, it is unfair to make generalisations about us them.

I'd do him from An American Werewolf in London (when he's human), but I wouldn't do his mate.
Therefore Werewolves over Zombies (plus zombies are dumb).

If we're talking sparkly Twlght vampires & werewolves I'd have to plump for zombies, as there is no way I'd be team Edward or Jacob.

Werewolefs win every time.

Bumsex!!

(Just wanted to mention it, it being Friday and all)

Is that you coolwHHip?

Fair point with the bumsex.

Yes 'twas me. I have a Friday cunt name. Changed back now though.

I would still rather have sex with a wolef than a zombie or vampire.

I have spoken....

'Twas the bumsex reference CoolWhip, posting style dead givaway

That was meant to be a

But a will do I suppose.

Obvious innit TeamEdward?

Marry vamp - longevity

Shag werewolf - doggy style

Push what's left of the zombie off a cliff.

You know, I know nothing of Twilight really, but when DS was born (when the first film. Or two had been released) we inadvertently gave DS a very werewolefy name. Very fitting in hindsight.

(And a testament to DH's virile wolefyness )