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To think its not normal for DH to make me wear a Blanche mask

49 replies

AnitaMay · 16/09/2011 15:00

I know he takes health etc seriously but its not normal is it.

OP posts:
mumblechum1 · 16/09/2011 18:57

nosily marking place

lubeybooby · 16/09/2011 18:57

No it can't be one of those in my link - nothing to do with health. OP what on earth do you mean????

GeraldineAubergine · 16/09/2011 18:59

It's ok for him to make you wear a mask as long as he wears one too. I like dp to wear a Barry manilow mask and sing 'mandy' in a falsetto voice. Only on Thursday's though.

BarbaraWoodlouse · 16/09/2011 19:00

???

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 16/09/2011 19:02

They look like death masks lubey Shock

Is your dh into necrophilia OP?

LeBOF · 16/09/2011 19:06

Google images brings up [[http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Blanche+mask&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=uhrIS1PZSg1qhM:&imgrefurl=www.anothermag.com/loves/user/Ben_Cobb&docid=reReT7xe20iVvM&w=400&h=337&ei=wI9zTsDnD4Kl8QODn8HNDQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690 this].

AWimbaWay · 16/09/2011 19:06

maybe it is a Blanche Devereaux mask <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=blanche+devereaux+mask&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=675&tbm=isch&tbnid=J03TlGd-Jb23GM:&imgrefurl=ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/34707691.html&docid=gjIDDSugYXLK7M&w=350&h=264&ei=SI9zTs2NKZC38QOtkKnzDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=823&vpy=331&dur=263&hovh=195&hovw=259&tx=150&ty=133&page=12&tbnh=136&tbnw=177&start=209&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:209" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">like this that you sleep in? Confused

HairyBeaver · 16/09/2011 19:06

I thought of a gimp mask Blush

LeBOF · 16/09/2011 19:06

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Blanche+mask&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=uhrIS1PZSg1qhM:&imgrefurl=www.anothermag.com/loves/user/Ben_Cobb&docid=reReT7xe20iVvM&w=400&h=337&ei=wI9zTsDnD4Kl8QODn8HNDQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this, sorry

ArmageddonOuttahere · 16/09/2011 19:08

Tell Brian that no, it is not normal. And to buy some frizz-ease. HTH

AWimbaWay · 16/09/2011 19:11

Oh dear, it is one of those creepy blank faced masks isn't it.

No it is not normal.

Why is it good for his health?

SarahStratton · 16/09/2011 19:17

Where is the cocking OP? Angry

PizzaEmpress · 16/09/2011 19:18

???

BatsUpMeNightie · 16/09/2011 19:19

Weirdness reaches new heights on MN. What the actual shiny fuck IS that all about in that pic?

loler · 16/09/2011 19:20

My google revealed that this lovely lady's mother had the middle name blanche mask. Still none the wiser as what it is?

PeneloPeePitstop · 16/09/2011 20:20

anyone know what it is yet?

loses interest

gurgling · 16/09/2011 20:24

ooh a mystery!

RushyBay · 16/09/2011 20:26

Is this an auto-correct thing? Did you really mean one of those surgical masks that people wore when they were trying to avoid catching SARS? Not sure how that would auto-correct to Blanche, but that's my best guest!

Come on OP, we're waiting!

pushmepullyou · 16/09/2011 20:27

Could it be some kind of anal bleaching preparation? Would possibly explain the 'health' thing

MumblingRagDoll · 16/09/2011 20:28

Surely it's just this

CrackerFactory · 16/09/2011 20:29

Is this some sex fetish thing? It is really creepy, type of thing a serial killer would wear in a cheap scream type movie!

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 16/09/2011 20:30

Your search has turned up one of the things I most love about the good ol' USofA loler. The names.

10'll get you 5 there's a dearth of Randy Huey entries in the UK fone (whoops) phone directories and I wonder if anyone this side of the pond has a be-bop-a Lula in their existing family?

Perhaps the OP cannot respond because she is currently wearing said Blanche mask while her oh performs a Satanic ritual something or other to do with his heath?

TooImmature2BDumbledore · 16/09/2011 20:37

Bugger, I reached the end and still don't know what it is! Come back, OP!

bigbabushkas · 16/09/2011 20:48

MissVerinder , Stella, Stella for star! Saw that and had to reply, one of my favourite plays (and films, Marlon obv).

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