To suggest it might be time for a love thread?

[Hullygully]

Been a lot of harsh stuff about of late, here and there.

isn't it time for some love?

Let the lovesters sign in and make everything warm and fuzzy again.

ha ha ha, no I didn't! I thought the word aunty was looking for was an innuendo!!

I was going to say "I'm familiar with bumsex" but it might get misconstrued!!

What is Ear Shagging? Well let me draw on the virtuosity of REM and explain...

night swimming Ear Shagging

Ear shagging reserved for Friday night
The Random thread on a chatboard, started weeks ago
Turned around backwards so each poster shows
Every message reveals poster thats perverse
Still, it's not much clearer.
I forgot my words on the bumsex thread
The moon is full tonight.

Ear shagging, reserved for Friday night
Not sure all of mumsnet understand
Its not like years ago
The fear its getting worse
Of reckless threads and bollocks
They cannot see my real name
The chat thread goes away
Replaced each 90 days

Ear Shagging remembering that night
The drunk thread's coming soon
The Wolefs howl the moon
And all the shiney crew
Side by side on the thread
Around the forum too
Those random threads of fun
Could not describe Ear Shagging

Ear, I thought I'd Screw you
Ear, I cannot judge
Ear, I thought you new me
This one shagging quietly underneath my hair.
Ear Shagging.

The random thread reflects,
Every poster a reminder
Ear Shagging reserved for Friday night, deserves a

Friday night ....

that's just beautiful babyheave

i might even forgive you JBJ for that

NeverKnowingly Babyheave I luurrrve you

sadly, not as much as you might think kerry. My mind is a very strange place. Very strange indeed.

Thanks Staycool. Means a lot, y'know

love you all too.

Awww AM, you can't hold Jon BonJovi against a girl forever but I wouldn't mind trying it

Still no clearer but thanks for the effort Babyheave. I guess you had to be there.

babyheave, you are mistress of the dark art of earshag poesie.
I worship at your keyboard.

No snogs on the horizon or luvved upness here.
But hands out tea and biscuits to fello MNetters.

takes two biscuits

Quiet now isn't it? Peaked to soon?

Had to get the DCs to bed.

Thanks for that too.

Hully, there's always a place on my satin cushions for you.

And lots of and

And a stinky snog.

Smelling of Jenai's fags and having a bad girl vibe has had a very positive effect on the menfolk around here!

The cute barista at the coffee shop looked me up and down then told me how pretty I looked today!! (he then added, "you gettin' some?" which spoilt it somewhat...)

Hot bus driver kept catching my gaze in his mirror, then when I said thank you as I got off, he let out a little groan/moan/sigh thing. Y'know, sexy like. (t'bloody bus was empty, I should have hopped back on.)

I've seen this driver on his break. He smokes. He will taste of fags. Desperate now for a real life fag scented snog. Does it taste of bad boy?

People rarely give me a second glance, but looking all happy reading this thread has obviously made me look different. Thank you Hully, you are the love meister.

Btw, when I say got off, I meant I got off the bus. Just sayin.

My work is done [warm glow emoticon]

Enjoy the luxury biscuits now. There'll be a rush on and all that will be left is non descript broken biscuits of a questionable description.

I've never got off on a bus.

I've not lived