To keep my cat in the freezer?

[Proudnscary]

For Wellies ^

[RedRubyBlue]

I had a cat that could work the stereo. Now he was a dude.

He put me in the freezer

[PhylisStein]

Like Schrodinger's cat - how can we be sure if the cat is dead or alive if we don't open the freezer?

[Poledra]

Well, Psammead, take one ordinary cat, one large box fridge, a particle detector, a radiation source, a bottle of cyanide gas. Hook up the detector so that if it detects a particle from the radiation source, it will open the cyanide gas. Set it up inside the box fridge in such a way that there will be a 50% probability of a particle being detected from the radiation source within a five minute period. Add the cat to the box fridge.

Theory says that the cat will enter a quantum state where it is 50% alive and 50% dead until the experimenter looks inside the box fridge. However, reality teaches us that the severely pissed off cat cat WILL escape the box fridge well before the 5 minutes are up, attack the experimenter and depart just in time for the severely lacerated experimenter to watch the hammer descend on the cyanide bottle one inch from his nose.

[Moominsarescary]

My sisters cat sits on top of next doors car that is parked in next doors drive, we believe it is trying to lull other cats into a false sense of security as when they enter his garden thinking there are no cats he pounces .

One cat got wise though and snuck in the cat flap round the back and did a big turd in his cat bed

You couldn't put my sisters cat in the freezer, he would have your face off

[Proudnscary]

Why won't cats ever drink water from their bowls?

Bath - yes, toilet - yes, stagnant pond water - yes, little plastic toy teacup with soap and shit in it - yes. Bowl - no way.

[RedRubyBlue]

Also why does my cat feel the need to go around the house every night opening all the cupboard doors?

But not the freezer one

I shall ask.

[GrimmaTheNome]

She's looking for the fridge like the one in here

[stinkyfluffycat]

YABU. Takes at least three strong, fearless people to get mine into a bloody cat - carrier, let alone a freezer.

[AtYourCervix]

YANBU - as long as said cat has already moved on to the great cat basket in the sky first.

I once had a goldfish I was very fond of. When he snuffed it I put him in the freezer. He was quite happy for many months.