YOU WILL NOTE it is after 3am.
The car alarm just went off. I was bolt upright in seconds (it's a very old-style loud alarm), being a light sleeper. DH was sleeping in just pants and I was in PJs so after some fumbling around trying to get the car keys after yesterday's jeans I went down and was at the car within a minute or two.
The driver side door was open. It is a very old car and a total wreck - not worth more than £300 if that - but there's lots of fancy cars in the area and we're on the 'stumbling home' route from the High St for the billions of well-heeled young professionals (usually much bigger wankers than the people who live in the nearby 'rough' estates), too. Despite being a pile of crap our car has had windows smashed and other gratuitious damage in the past - perhaps because it's a bit beaten-up? Who knows. Anyway.
I didn't touch the door in case of fingerprints. Got the alarm off and looked around. At this point DH arrived and immediately insisted that "it was probably the wind" and he'd "probably left the door unlocked and the wind had opened it".
Car was parked up about 10 hours ago btw. Plenty of time for the wind to miraculously open the door.
He opened the door, we checked the inside, locked it and went back inside. for some reason I was totally furious that H kept insisting that my explanation (someone had yanked the door and been alarmed by the, well, alarm and legged it), was somehow LESS LIKELY than his having left the car unlocked (the alarm would've gone off), and 'the wind' opening the door ten hours later.
I kept saying "I think it was more likely to have been a person", and he KEPT SAYING "no I don't see why really".
I sent him back to bed but was properly ready to have a giant row! He's now snoring of course while I am meerkatting in case the alarm goes off again.
WHY am I so angry? WHY is he insisting that nothing bad could possibly have happened? What's in it for him, to believe it was 'the wind'?!
TWAT.