To start a quiche of my very own?

[Hullygully]

And not let Abs in?

The Royal Quiche, maybe? Or Quiche Royale?

Shrouds, I think

White shrouds with pink veils and Scholl sandals (colour optional)

Mais oui, absolutment, mon petit chou chou

I assume we will get crowns though?

I want tiaras.

and pink roses, non?

I prefer a Tesco Finest Quiche.
Will there be any of those?

tiens LeQueen! haven't you forgotten something? ou est le petit mot ou phrase en francais pour epater les autres?

Queens everyone of us.

Tiaras and crowns pour toutes les dames

Could I have an accordion please?

yes, much javaing and edith piaf quoting needed.

They are called Mildred.

An accordion? God, so demanding.

zut alors

do you mean a smaller version of these Kerry

oh, a couple of zuts and non! every now and then should do the trick!

higgidy

I've seem em around. Wondered what they were.

I've got a horse called Mildred, can I come in? I've got

mais bien sur! Bienvenue and take a pew

Can I come in too? I'm not too big, not too small. I drink wine. Err, I can speak un petite French. I drink wine. I don't blow up seagulls with Alka Seltzer. I drink wine. Oh, and my goat is called Madam Stinky Pants.

Oh fucks sake I've come late to the party again.