to offer you a challenge? This is not as much fun as a 'who can come quickest' competition but pretty near!

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How quickly can you namechange and then repost?

The rules!

No sockpuppetry! (still sounds rude and puts me in mind of wanksocks)

You must post once in your original name.

A second in your changed name (maybe just add a witty tail to your real name).

Then a Third to announce your Time.

The winner gets a Rich Tea

Amazing! Like magic!!!!!!!

Humph.

thisisyesterdaythewinner indeed.

A worthy successor.

I'm surprised there aren't more posters up for this challenge. They all obviously know they can't hope to compete with TIY. And myself in 2nd place.

Hmm, I feel my competitive spirit taking hold...

bollx

21 seconds, I knew that had gone badly wrong, I was flapping around like a fish out of water.

shiny - go on - reckon you could beat 10s?

i could be even quicker if i had a shorter name change and a shorter message to post i reckon...

we've set the stakes too high though

Reckon you could do it in 3 seconds hey? Fightin' talk there stranger, fightin' talk.

OTOH chatting up men sounds more fun.