To think that Alexander Armstrong is quite attractive?

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It must be the extra days' holiday I am taking to spend time with DDs over summer that is sending me addled but I am starting to think that aforesaid Mr Armstrong is actually very attractive

Exhibit B: Dan Snow

Dan Snow? Yep. Will do him too.

Dibs I tells you. DIBS!

Does no one respect the rules anymore?

Dibs I tells you. DIBS!

Does no one respect the rules anymore?

hmmm now I'm wondering: what is it like to read a thread devoted to the absolute shaggable-ness of your DH? Flattering or a bit scary?

Dan Snow? Yes.

Ben Fogle? No.

MY DIBS! I am the OP

A posh menage a trois with Fogle and Snow...

Well, as our devotion, and the devotion of similar commissioning editors translates as hard cash in Mrs AA's bank account I doubt she'll be overly fussed.

"Go ahead, Ladies, admire my husband, erect his shining profile and bring forth my new conservatory..."

Oi, Snow is definitely mine.

Exhibit C: Dominic West.

Can you see now why I am unimpressed with balding, smug twat Armstrong.

Dominic West. HUBBA HUBBA.

He can spaff in my hair whilst Fogle and Snow initiate me in the art of the spitroast.

Damien Lewis can film it.

I bagsied Dominic West first BTW. especially if you are going to waste him on your hair

I refer you to my tedious banging on an at least ten previous threads. Dibby McDibs

I have met, nay TOUCHED Alexander Armstrong. He is gorgeous and a thoroughly lovely chap.

Alexander Armstrong? Hell yeah! Also Damien Lewis, and OMG Dara O'Brian I so would... I'm just weird aren't I? Slinks back to secret cupboard covered in pics of above and as for Ben Fogle - stick him in the cue too.

I may have to bow out at the mention of Dara O Brien - that's odd :)

I am still fantasising giggling at the spitroast image earlier....

Alexander Armstrong has freakishly big ears. They would just put me off.
I like Ben Miller much more.

Ooh ooh Alexander Armstrong comes from my village. His Dad used to be the local GP. He recently did a 'gig' at the village hall, it was stuffed full of old grannies bless them!! Definitely has lovely eyes.

YABU for stealing my thread. I wanted to start this the other day after watching Pointless, but got distracted.

YANBU - ALexander Armstrong is lovely.

Ben Miller, for example, is a twat.

Armstrong's voice is just wonderful.

But the ears?

God yeah he's lovely mmmm

This appears to be descending into which male posh totty would you shag...

Deffo Dominic West and Dan Snow
I won't fight you for Xander Armstrong or Ben Fogle

I'll add Hugh Laurie when playing Dr House (he can examine my vitals)

Bubcakes can't you buy hair conditioner like everyone else

You can keep Armstrong but I'm having Ben Miller.

Dan Snow, Ben Fogle and Damien Lewis can all fuck off though. Arsehole, wet, and arrogant-looking respectively.