to ask whether anyone else's DD/DS inadvertantly swears as much as mine seems to?

[LifeIsButtercream]

DD is 2yrs, she doesn't actually swear in context, but as she doesn't pronounce very accurately we have:

Clock = "cock"
Stick = "dick"
Fork = "fuck"
Tick tock = "dick dock"

Amongst others, we had a particularly embarrasing visit to a big old house the other day, where she exclaimed loudly in a very echoey hall "Look a BIIIIIIIIG COCK!".......

Any other DC's out there with amusing/obscene misspronunciations?

One unfortunate aspect of our local accent is that wouldn't becomes wunt, doesn't becomes dunt etc

So all of my children say cunt several times a day

'you said I could I play with it!'

'no, I said ya CUNT'

Ah yes, DD says Tr as F. So train is fain... & truck is fuck.

ROAR at wankhat

Ohhhh yes the old adding an H to Sit to make mummy blush on a packed train with half the passengers sniggering and the other half giving you looks that would kill!

"No DARLING its SIT" through gritted teeth!

Another brilliant one at the moment, he's been shouting "Bomb!" everytime we pass a field recently, didn't have a clue what he meants until I clicked - He means farm!

Although he announced "Daddy - cock" the other day and we are yet to figure out what he means by it! Although they do say children are the best judge of characters ...