To think that among all idiotic Facebook statuses, this is the worst

[HengshanRoad]

"Sweet girls come from the south, barbies come from Essex, but NORTHERN girls have fire and ice in our blood! We can drive in the mud, haul wood, handle the cold, beat the heat, be a princess, throw a right hook and drink with the boys! We can cook a wicked meal and if we have an opinion... You bet your arse you're gonna hear it!!! Copy and paste if you're a NORTHERN girl and proud of it!!!!!"

Seriously? Who thinks up this shite?

I'm from the Midlands. What does that make me?

No this one made me PMSL then cringe.

I have a prayer request. There's a lady I've known forever. She's very sick. On top of that, she's being abused by those she has given everything to. Lies about her abound, and seem to come from all sides. Just breaks my heart. Seems there's nothing I can do alone. But maybe, if we join in and lift her up. She's well over 200 years old, but way too young to die. Her name is America... and I love her. Re-Post if you love her too..

ComeWhineWithMe pass me the sick bucket please I hate all those stupid fb updates

sarahstratton. That gave me a much needed giggle today.

There is one for Welsh Women as well that is similar to that, just as sickening.

I never do status updates but just rant at the screen at others. There is one on mine who just boasts constantly. One day when I have had a few I will just post "Fuck Off Boastful Twat" and then block her immediately.

You can have the sick bucket Gonzo, I've just about finished with it .

I really liked this one though.

Special request to all kids returning to school in the next few weeks. If you see someone who is struggling to make friends or being bullied because they are geeky or shy or not as pretty or not dressed in the most "in" clothes... PLEASE step up. Say hi or at least smile at them in the hallway. You never know what that person might be facing outside of school. Your kindness might just make a BIG difference in someones life!! Please Repost to Stop the Bullying

This one made me laugh:

WARNING!!! New privacy issue with Facebook! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower, smack your butt, and then steal your clothes and towel. And it's all gonna happen when you have soap in your eyes.To change this option, go to Privacy Settings > Personal Settings > Bathroom Settings > Smacking and Stealing Settings, and uncheck the Shenanigan's box. Facebook kept this one quiet. Copy and Paste on your status to alert the unaware

Don't forget the addicted to Facebook one.

Also had the Panda one, but with dragons not pandas.

Well, we have been to Newcastle once or twice. There is an element of truth in it, but obviously a piss take so its not to be taken seriously.

This thread has made me want to eat gravy and chips for the second time today.

I think the being nice to others at school one is very sweet.

If I have too much to drink I cry at things like that.

Ermmm it is a piss take ya naaa I agree it sounds like it's a bastardised version of something American?

I don't C&P any of that crap. Neither do I pass on the texts ...'we're sisters, and blah blah blah,send on to 9 others or else...blah blah' shit. It's all spam and chain mail isn't it?