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To think there is no excuse for peeing all over a toilet seat...

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Ivortheengine8 · 17/08/2011 17:44

This drives me insane in pulic toilets. I went to the surgery this morning to see the midwife and someone had peed not only all over the seat but all over the floor too :( This happens so often and I have found myself sitting down before looking in a sea of pee. Why can't people bloody wipe it up at least?

Even if someone had difficulty going to the loo surely they would be aware they had peed all over the seat and floor and maybe tell someone to help clean it up instead of leaving it, It is also a slipping hazard too.

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choccyp1g · 17/08/2011 22:07

The wasp would probably be drowned in a puddle on the floor. Grin

trumpton · 17/08/2011 22:11

And to go with the sprinle rhyme there is this one........ We aim to please..will you aim too ,please.

BonzoDooDah · 17/08/2011 22:11

Here you go .... have one of these - folds neatly into a handbag Grin

bonkers20 · 17/08/2011 22:13

I think that where I work some of the women use the loo squat style. You see footprints on loo rim (the enamel).

I suppose this way you are avoiding touching any surfaces but it must be quite tricky to get up there and balance - it's hard enough when the hole is in the floor.

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Ivortheengine8 · 17/08/2011 22:14

what a frightful way to die in a pool of urine - poor wasp :(
Bonzo, I might just have to get one of those Grin

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bonkers20 · 17/08/2011 22:18

"Here I sit all broken hearted, paid 2p and only farted".

Seen in a public loo in an underpass in Norwich from the mid-70s until - actually, I don't know if it's still there.

My Mum (RIP) always used to laugh at that!

IgnoringTheChildren · 17/08/2011 22:53

Ivor it wasn't so much "thinking it through", more remembering having to clean up after my gran rather a lot the last time we both stayed at my mum's. I am not looking forward to being in my 80s.

I'm also not particularly looking forward to DS1 doing "stand up wees" on a regular basis as there is definitely something wrong with his eyesight when it comes to wee on the seat!

Rhiana1979 · 18/08/2011 09:33

The toilets at my workplace are disgusting.
Always pee on the seat.
Sometimes blood at the front of the seat
Blood up the walls (god knows how)
Unflushed toilets
Skid marks in the bowl
Vile stench of recent bowel movements

This is a ladies, staff only toilet and I work for the NHS...

Btw I'm not suggesting that women are not/shouldn't be capable of creating vile stenches but it's every single day every time I need the loo. Which at 6 months pregnant is often!!

Crazybit · 18/08/2011 09:44

YANBU. Hate it too. Wish people would clean there own piss up, and there childrens. Angry

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Ivortheengine8 · 18/08/2011 09:51

Thats awful Rhiana, is that in a hospital? I agree some toilets are just like that all the time - even in ante natal clinics where older people wouldn't really be going to the loo and places like that. And the blood thing - seen that too, its gross. Also used sanitary towels just stuck on top of a bin or something. :(
Ignoring, I agree there but if someone is capable of going shopping in Asda, I would have thought they would be of going to the loo in a fairly civilised manor too? :(

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Ivortheengine8 · 18/08/2011 09:52

Can use a loo for 2p nowdays Bonkers! Showing your age there! Grin

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Ivortheengine8 · 18/08/2011 09:52

can't*

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MilyP · 18/08/2011 09:53

Its the hoverers

Gonzo33 · 18/08/2011 09:55

It's bad enough in my house with a stinking boy and a stinking man, let alone public toilets.

I'll never ever forget driving back from Germany once and stopping in a French toilet (whole in the floor). I was seven months pregnant at the time and when I walked in there I could have vomitted. The floor was encrusted with dry urine, it was disgusting. If I had not been so desparate to go I would have walked back out and waited.

Rhiana1979 · 18/08/2011 10:30

Ivor - I'm in offices adjoining a hospital so at least no patients are around to see it!

IgnoringTheChildren · 18/08/2011 15:33

Rhiana that sounds a bit like the loos where I work (fortunately they aren't quite as bad as that) however for quite a while we had the added issue that they weren't actually being cleaned on a regular basis or being cleaned properly when they were! It was (kind of) sorted after complaints to management, however if we don't keep complaining the loos get neglected by the cleaners again!

Ormirian · 18/08/2011 15:37

Gaaagghh! NO!

As I tell my 14yr old frequently. There is nothing like the creeping realisation that dampness on my backside is almost certainly wee to make me see red! I have told him if he does it again I will piss on his bed. He thought i was joking.....

If any 8yr old can get the idea of always lifting the poxy seat why can't a 14yr old?

Columbia999 · 18/08/2011 15:42

I hate women who think they are too dainty to sit on a public toilet but have no qualms about peeing all over the seat and leaving it for the next poor bugger to sit it, dirty cows!

33goingon64 · 18/08/2011 15:48

I was waiting outside a unisex loo in a bookshop the other day, door opened and out came a young boy with his Dad. Vaguely thought 'ah, sweet, he was probably helping DS to do it nicely', got in and there was fresh wee all over the seat and on the floor (they hadn't lifted the seat or flushed). WTF? What kind of a lesson is that for the little lad? Have some manners!!

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Ivortheengine8 · 18/08/2011 17:19

Thats gross 33, no wonder some kids havent learnt to pee proper :(
My DH is always very good, never pees on seat but I had an ex who did it a lot and left it for me to clean.
Columbia, exactly!

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