To wonder if Mrs. Pontipine really wanted ten children...

[professorsnape]

Is she happy?

She must get only a teeny-weeny bit of time for herself.

How did she even conceive them as look at the state Mr. Pontipine's handlebar moustache!!!

The Pontipines ate the Wottingers - every shot you see them together in is a stock shot as the brand is to important for the truth to leak out. They now claim the Wottingers benefit as their own.

In fact ITNG is a recovery centre for all sorts of illness's.

Iggle Piggle is a smurf with elephantiasis
Upsy Daisy is a nymphomaniac and no better than she ought to be
Macca Pacca has OCD and is misophobic, he's actually only 3 inches tall and what you actually see is his bio-haz suit
The tombliboo's are flashers
Then ninky nonk is driven by a blind person
The pinky ponk is driven by somebody who is higher than a high person in Highville.

It'sAllAConspiracyITellsYaTiggaxx