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send the theiving little fuckers to m,e, I will personally put the noose around their neck!! We are too soft!!!!!!

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myrosynose · 11/08/2011 01:02

Right, now I have all you Daily Mail guzzling meatheaded Tunbridgers in one place

FUCK

RIGHT

OFF

MN is not for thick people. There are websites out there for you. Begone.

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jasper · 11/08/2011 01:08
Grin
izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 01:10

MN is not for thick people Is that a fact? If so, how come you were able to slip through the net?

BTW, what's with the rosy nose? Have you had a few too many Wine

myrosynose · 11/08/2011 01:15

I don't drink WineGrin

it's sunburn

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ravenAK · 11/08/2011 01:15

Grin myrosynose.

GypsyMoth · 11/08/2011 01:17

Bit thick to burn your nose wasn't it!?

AgentZigzag · 11/08/2011 01:18

Should I laugh or be outraged at your thread?

Does it make me thick not to know?

thecaptaincrocfamily · 11/08/2011 01:20

myroseynose people who are unintelligent use words like thick Grin and meatheads Grin.
If an intelligent person wanted to post the same thing it would look like this........ OK, now I am able to grasp the attention of all those uneducated imbiciles reading the tabloids, why don't you disappear into the oblivion and frequent a less eloquent discussion board where your views can be fully appreciated Smile

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 01:27

You don't drink Wine? Shock No wonder you're overwrought.

Put yogurt on your sunburn and get someone to lick it off - that should be efficacious in calming your troubled mind.

thecaptaincrocfamily · 11/08/2011 01:30

so thrilled that the vocabulary has become more suitable to the clientele on this thread Smile

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 01:33
thecaptaincrocfamily · 11/08/2011 01:35

mmmm perhaps you could be the first to exemplify the title Grin

sundayrose10 · 11/08/2011 02:08

I don't know what has happened to MN for the last couple of days. The women on here tend to be a lot more calmer\controlled than what I have seen recently. There must be a lot of name changing going on. OP, I agree.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 02:31

Do you mean the OP's send the theiving little fuckers to m,e captain?

Or the inception conception of FROP - the party of the people?

One is related to a virgin birth; the other is verging on insanity Grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 02:35

You obviously haven't been reading the same posts as me sunday Confused or have you been at the Wine too? Grin

LolaRennt · 11/08/2011 02:38

was hoping for a bun fight.

I'll have some [hard liquor emoticon] instead

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 02:53

D'ya like ya whiskey sour Lola? Or d'ya prefer a lil' ol' southern comfort?Wink

LolaRennt · 11/08/2011 02:57

I've never had a whiskey sour, I do love a bit of southern comfort though!

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 03:31

Here's mah lil' ol' southern comfort of choice Lola <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=johnny+depp&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=nJ1&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1005&bih=364&tbm=isch&tbnid=QTMShIQc8KMmCM:&imgrefurl=hollywood-movies-wallpapers.blogspot.com/2011/06/johnny-depp-wallpapers.html&docid=lFBYGIws3fycmM&w=1024&h=768&ei=cT5DTsfaA5G0hAeNqOjVCQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=938&page=2&tbnh=105&tbnw=140&start=15&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=johnny+depp&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=nJ1&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1005&bih=364&tbm=isch&tbnid=QTMShIQc8KMmCM:&imgrefurl=hollywood-movies-wallpapers.blogspot.com/2011/06/johnny-depp-wallpapers.html&docid=lFBYGIws3fycmM&w=1024&h=768&ei=cT5DTsfaA5G0hAeNqOjVCQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=938&page=2&tbnh=105&tbnw=140&start=15&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:15&tx=59&ty=46 Grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 11/08/2011 04:43

An,' jus' for you, here's mah pa's recipe for whiskey sour:

2 fluid ounces simple syrup*
4 fluid ounces fresh lemon juice (strained)
10 fluid ounces whiskey
An abundance of ice cubes
6 maraschino cherries speared on wooden cocktail sticks

Put syrup, lemon juice & whiskey in a suitable capacity lidded jug, or halve the recipe and use a cocktail shaker. Fill chosen container with ice.

Put lid on jug/shaker (recommended), hold the top and bottom of the container, and make like you're playing maracas for half a minute or until container becomes frosty while swivelling hips and singing the Sway song (when the rumba rhythm starts to call...).

Strain the resultant nectar into 6 martini glasses or 3 tumblers half filled with ice, garnish with a maraschino cherry (or 2), and serve with a flourish.

When serving to company or to impress/spoil family members, dip the rim of the glasses in egg white, sprinkle with caster sugar (US superfine sugar), and leave to dry before making sours.

No whiskey? No problem: use bourbon, brandy, rum, or any spirit with the exception of meths. No lemons? Use limes - tequila sour, mmmm!

*Combine 2 cups water with 2 cups sugar in a large saucepan. Bring to boil and stir continually until sugar has dissolved. Cool the liquid before use. (Pa keeps a gallon jug of simple syrup on the go)

TheFrozenMBJ · 11/08/2011 05:11

Whiskey Sour is delicious!! Hmmm... One to have when baby is out.

myrosynose · 11/08/2011 13:14

mmmm, whiskey sour

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thecaptaincrocfamily · 11/08/2011 23:52

Mmmm, got me thinking about brandy sours now Grin.........

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