to tell you a cautionary tale? (or perhaps one that you can point and laugh about my numpty behaviour?)

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I'm finding it difficult to get waxing sessions booked in over the school holidays, so have decided to root out (ha) my epilator to do my legs.

So far, so good.

Whilst defuzzing my legs I was ruminating over the slight 'tache that was growing.

Can you see where I'm going with this?

MY frigging bottom lip got sucked into the mechanism and when the machine finally stopped whizzing, my macerated lip took a great deal to extricate from between the roller and the plastic unit.

I look like a rugby player.

We should direct a horror movie.

I feel slightly queasy.

Goodnight........i'm sorry, but that made me howl with laughter!!! :o

I decided to home wax myself once. I bought this liqud stuff that, according to the picture, you warmed up, smoothed on in nice strips and peel off. They implied much happiness and joy from ease of use.

God knows why I decided to do my bikini line first.

You know what coming (shame)

It spilt all over my fanjo and promptly set.

The point where I had to get my Mum in to help release me was the point I died a little bit inside.

My poor lady garden looked like a motheaten badger for about a month.

:o

Sorry for terrible spelling and grammer, sausage fingers and tiny phone keys don't work well together

That reminds me of this, a chain email that went round a few years ago.

GoodnightNobody Oh my actual God.

I feel a bit sick now...

Just read your post to DF, he feels a bit sick now too...

I have my legs firmly crossed for the next month for the time being now, thanks ladies!