To say that if that woman yells her dog's name One More Time...

[TheMagnificentBathykolpian]

I shall start sodding barking.

It's a DOOOOOG! It does not bloody understand that when you yell 'FIDO!!' at it, you want it to stop barking!

I can tell this because day in, day out, all I hear is

bark
FIDO
bark
FIDO
bark
FIDO
bark
FIDO

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH

HE DOESN'T BLOODY UNDERSTAND! HE PROBABLY JUST WONDERS WHY YOU KEEP SAYING HIS SODDING NAME!

In the meantime, you are driving me NUTS!!!!!

God, I really needed to say that

Bathy, the dogs not called Buster is it, cos that's what I hear everyday,
Bark,
Buster,
Bark,
Buster...
repeat half a dozen times.