Right, me and the Chaotic one (or the Chaotic one and I) arranged to meet yesterday at a local shopping centre. We agreed to meet at ten thirty near the children's play area by Debenumms.
It gets to about five to eleven and I'm sat there on my own like a dick thinking "yeah I've been trolled" so I sent a text to her going "ha ha where are you" and she said "at the play area" I said I had just left so I would make my way back. Then I get a text saying "Where did you go back to? Swindon?" and I am like "I AM HERE. THE FAT ONE IN THE RED FROCK" and she is like "liar" so I am thinking "Fucking troll. Set up by a troll."
Then after much to-ing and fro-ing, the two brainiacs work out that there are two play areas; one indoor, one outdoor. I am indoors, she is outdoors. So we spent about an hour being about 150 yards from each other thinking the other one had stood the other one up.
Careers as brown owls do not await us...