to think that Boris Jonson

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....is as mad as several buses. Just listened to his speech welcoming the world to London in a year. I just wonder what the rest of the world make of Boris

I've only just watched this on iplayer, I thought Boris (the Burgermeister) almost Churchillian, brilliant speech.

I would like Boris Johnson to spank me with a silver backed hairbrush after which I will smear marshmallow fluff all over him and....

Sorry.

I'd like Boris to give me a great big hug that turns into a moist public school boy seeing to

I find him very entertaining but then I don't live or work in London.

I love him.
I so would...!

I thought I had problems with my weird shag Ian Hislop but he seems positively tame compared to Boris.
bet he'd be a good shag

Ooh no, not Ian Hislop. He would be too condescending & doesn't actually appear to like women. Boris, otoh, is a bit European towards women & would be a right laugh. I'm in the queue!