To think if the toilets are 3 foot away

[Pippinintherain]

You don't piss in the shower?

At the swimming pool this morning. I nipped to the loo and heard a woman come in with her 2 kids.

The toilets and showers are in the same room, very close to each other. I was in a cubicle and heard her say to her daughter "Just turn the shower on and have one in there, I am". Then "Have you had a wee? Right lets go back in the pool then"

The showers were like a wet room so their piss will have been running down the floor into the drain.

AIBU to think she's a mucky cow and could have just walked into a cubicle and used the toilet for a piss?

[Pippinintherain]

PMSL at "wild wee"

[EndoplasmicReticulum]

There really isn't a piss-indicator dye.

www.snopes.com/science/poolpiss.asp

If there was, I would wee in the pool just to see it change colour.