to think "Hah, karma!"? (warning strong constitution may be needed)

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I was out this catching up with an old friend over coffee, when this Wagged up to the nines teenager walked in to the coffee shop and openly sneered at our middle-aged selves.

The caah. Doesn't she know we were 18ish once?

Well, hold your stomachs now, she nipped passed us to the loo, and when she walked back towards her table, I noticed that one of the ties on the back of her top had obviously dangled somewhere while she was abluting, and it was not canary yellow anymore, oh no it wasn't.

So AIBU to be feeling a teeny bit happy that retribution was passed?

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay - I get this image of her mortification reaching a level that could only be solved with an open razer.

Has anyone considered that it wasn't shit? Perhaps, being such a stuck up cow, she didn't want anyone to see her eating chocolate and so went into the loo to each it and somehow managed to smear a bit on her clothing? Happens to me all the time. I'm forecer leaving chocolate stains on the paperwork I put in the filing cabinet in the office .

Or perhaps she was wiping her arse in a hurry because it really uzzed and therefore didn't notice the strap getting caught in the toilet paper. She then didn't check because she was in such a hurry to get out before anyone realised that she had created the stench that was seeping out through the window and door and into the cafe beyond...