If the DM had printed a 'ban this Nazi bumsex filth' article and the OP had said she'd accidentally read it at the hairdressers etc, what bastards the DM are, "blah di blah", then scottishmummy, yr comments would be justified.
But the OP has come on here, held up her hands and said she reads the DM because she enjoys gawping at slebs and bashing immigrants upholding traditional British values. And on that basis, she doesn't expect Nazi bum sex in her paper (at least without a ban-this-filth fig leaf), and I guess that's actually fair enough so. YANBU then.