to think I CLEARLY drive better after a couple of glasses of wine..

[TakeMeDrunkImHome]

well, on mario cart on the DS I do

I met my exH whilst bowling after a skinfull couple of small sherries.

being on the wii and drunk is a bad combo.....not only i have a hangover but i also ache because i dance alot better and for much longer

ok, we've almost got a team entry for London 2012

What sport would nongenderspecificlonglegs compete at??

Getting In Your Face Relay.
Hiding In Curtain Folds 100m.
Doing That Buzzing Around Lightbulbs Thing HighJump.

duh, artistic gymnastics innit

Yeh man you az it right i iz not wiv it, innit bro

bastard's about to lose non-specific 'buzz around hosts glowing lap top screen' and not make it through to final rounds

firm but fair - that's me

My neice would curl up in a ball and die if she saw me "writing" like this. She really does talk like this. A nice polite well educated 14 year old girl says LOL in conversation rather than laughing. And even has a hand gesture that involves an L shape with one hand, an open mouth O and an L shape with other hand to spell...you guessed it LOL. I despair, innit....

have 20 yr old ds innit

but he might roflol at this

I dance best when drunk for sure

Whcih is a shame as I dance and perform quite often when sober LMAO

But I am so crap at Pool that when I played on a team memebrs of the other side would help and give me tips. No joke.

innit roflmao?

points at Peachy. Peachy ripped the cloth on the pool table when she played.

We live in one of thsoe cottages that is directly on a road with no garden

the expressions of the local students how witnesed my dear but drunk and very unfit DH doing samaba De Amigo on teh Wii through the window one nightb was priceless.

mind they may ahve been the same students who scremaed in shcock that the hedgehog they grabbed for a cuddle outside the house was spiky so you know...

Never ripped cloth. barely even managed to hit the damned cloth!

Rough pubs too, where the bathrroms had no doors and you had to try and concentrate whilst someone wee'd in your sightline.

you got me - I had 'roll on floor laughing out loud'

you got 'roll on floor like mother actually orgasmed' ?

bloody hell snoop put the cooking sherry DOWN. get a brew on/lapsang/special brew. delete as appropriate to area of UK. i am teetering between a brew and a can of special brew. no im kidding. i cant afford special brew. [hgrin]

Wondering why I am doing those stupid arrow things.

Take Me coz it's whatw e used to do on MN before we got very many emoticons.

I used to live in a place called Bridgwater. Means nothing to most people but if you do know it then- well yes. IYSWIM.

In Somerset?

ooh nice cup of tea

(I meant why am I doing the stupid arrow things! I must be full of own self importance tonight)

(snoop drinks tea wiv da weed innit)

full of cider

Fecking hell, bridgwater, cider, its like I be back in devon my luver