to think this is not naice behaviour?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I am having a strange day.

I have just been introduced to someone, friend of a friend of a friend.

So far, so good, so proper.

But, as he shook hands with me, he adjusted his balls.

So AIBU to be repulverised, or should I have taken it as a compliment?

You should have watched in a concerned way and asked if it was very itchy.

Perhaps the heat had made him very sweaty and he had developed a groinal boil.

You should have asked him if he was adjusting his truss

It could have been worse.

He could have scratched his arse and sniffed it, just as he grasped your hand.

I think it's body language, he obviously fancied the pants orf you, bloody perv,you should have stuck the boot in!.

You are so very wa-hey off the mark ThePa.

I'm telling you Choas the dirty bastard was quite obviously trying to give you a subliminal come-on.

Orrrrrrr, he felt the need to protect himself?

Was it Terry Wogan?
Perhaps the package was so heavy, he has to keep 'hitching' it up

I agree with belle. He's heard all about you and was protecting himself. [wunk]

Mmm, I was slightly gussied up, so perhaps he was a tad worried?

Ur, yuck! At least he didn't adjust his tackle, THEN shake your hand with his tackle-adjusting hand....

That explains it.

It was an anticipatory reflex caused by his urgent need for a damned good paddling.

Is he one of your regulars?

Never met him before.

But he took my number.

He probably does it so often he doesn't know he's doing it in front of people. Ugh.