To not give a fuck about the jeffing zombies!

[AmazingBouncingFerret]

Just seen an advert for a new Tv programme on FX called Falling Skies. It's about Earth being attacked by Aliens and the stories of the survivors!

How do we plan for this? I think the Oh Fuck rucksack wouldnt cut it...

How do we escape?
What do we do?
I'm afraid...

You aren't taking me seriously, are you?

The aliens will already be here watching........

we need to be alert for them, I for one will keep an eye on AIBU in case the make a revealing post.

there, there you're not a kitten..

chubbly, you may be spared come the invasion. I've made a note.

Where's the lime pickle?

If the aliens come, we have to make zombies. Then hide while "zombies vs aliens" plays out. Come out when all the aliens are dead.

Except then they'll be zombie aliens.

No, that's a rubbish plan.

zombie aliens?

why has no-one made this film yet?

Endo, you are a genius. Or, alternatively, the prophet of our terrifying downfall.

Shall we play Alien / Human / Zombie?

It's almost like Rock / Paper / Scissors except the Zombie always wins.

wouldn't you prefer brains? Tasty alien brains...
There is some UFO footage on YouTube most watched this week; some objects over London. Are they already scoping us out?

Hiding in the back of the fridge with the mango pickle, alonge side the you're a crap DIL Lassi

Thank you, chubbly. No brains though, thanks just the same. They're offal. And will be redundant once we have triumphed.

We like mango pickle as well, Smellslikecatpee. Which fridge are you in?

ER I like your thinking, I don't like the idea of your conclusion.
Zombie Aliens?!

Maybe the zombies wouldn't win, if the aliens don't have brains there's nothing for them to nom.

Oh, dear. A doubting EndoplasmicReticulum.

Zombies always win. We have nothing to lose.

Ah so are we back to the ops original problem? How to escape the aliens?

You escape the aliens by embracing the Zombies. It's your only hope.

Old proverb "If you ever meet the Devil, just laugh at him": worked for the Peruvians when they caught Guzman & paraded him through the streets of Lima in a cage, with the police handing out nuts to chuck at him as he screamed & rattled the bars (I was there, but never got within nutting range).

Brush up on your Zombie jokes...

Zombie - it might depend on what type of alien it is. ET, or those funny grey ones with big eyes, you'd win. Proper Aliens, not so sure.

The Alien (as in Aliens) could still use your body to incubate a baby alien zombie but I guess you'd just have a hole in your abdomen.
ET's parents might be difficult to deal with though!

Hold on to that thought, EndoplasmicReticulum. May it bring you comfort.

Korma I laugh at your Korma!

I grind my own spices.

I HAVE A SPICE GRINDER!

I will grind Alien brains [having killed them with my serious special Keema] and then feed this to the Zombies, who will have a multi-dimensional stomach upset and implode, causing a black hole on the loo which suck all brain eaters in

SORTED

Now are we talking Men In Black type aliens or Alien versus Predator type aliens?

My uncle lives in the middle of nowhere and he actually has a nuclear bunker on his land for any impending catastrophe. Apparently it's stocked full of water, baked beans and Tamiflu. Completely barking.
:)

I like the idea of a tummy upset so bad it causes space to collapse, I think I experienced something similar in Egypt when I had stomach flu.

Now Jumponit your uncle sounds like my kind of man!