To have killed a spider with DD1's First Numbers book?

[LauLauLemon]

Creepy little fuckers.

This was just before I posted so no, not the morning :D.

Well don't do it again.

I killed a spider with the end of DD's brush this evening.

She applauded.

YANBU

Are you sure it's dead though and it's not going to turn up and wheel itself across your back tonight in its little spidery wheelchair?

I will have nightmares about this. Spider wheelchairs - a new fright.

Most definitely YANBU - the last eight legged monster here was so big it barely fitted inside a pint glass. My dh was all at it, and ended up killing it, whilst I was cowering outside

YANBU

Your dd can now count the squashed spiders legs - very educational

And afterwards can lick off said spider as a healthy protein snack - no need to prepaer lunch = more time to MN, win win I think!

You will reincarnated as a spider!

Put the long hose on the hoover and hoover it up the next time, less messy.

If you wish to live and thrive
Let the spider run alive.

What did you shout? Am imagining: 'Learn to count, you creepy fecker! Nothing - but nothing - needs that many legs!'

Wouldn't kill them myself, but I'm seriously freaked by them when they move.

I would have killed a spider with dd1!! if that was all that was to hand

Evil witches. Won't somebody think of the spiderlings?

Sue, I think of little else! (Except Blue Nun) The tragedy is, those spiderlings were exclusively breast fed.

Yabu, especially if dcs were there.

Superstitious types, yabu too!