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that these men make me want to vomit?

90 replies

BarnabyBananaby · 29/06/2011 16:25

#at=21

How dare they apologise on behalf of me for something I didn't do.. I must have missed a meeting. I've never burnt any witches! Ok, maybe a couple, but they were real witches I promise. Or am I being an unreasonable man, like all my evil kind, and your wondrous feminine energy welcomes this humble and sincere, er, thing?

OP posts:
SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 16:52

otfw Chaos?

tethersend · 29/06/2011 16:54

OP- have you ever been to Sunderland?

JeffTracy · 29/06/2011 17:01

It's MumsNet Barnaby. If you are a bloke most of the time it is best just to listen, like we do in RL Grin

AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 17:02

BananaHead, stop playing around with things you don't understand Smile

reelingintheyears · 29/06/2011 17:05
Grin
TeddyMcardle · 29/06/2011 17:06
AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 17:07

I nicked it off reelingintheyears

she made me do it

SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 17:08

Oi, Anyfucker, no name calling. You big fruit racialist.
Am reporting your post.

mayorquimby · 29/06/2011 17:09

Those lads are the biggest twats in history. What an absolute pack of soft pricks.

reelingintheyears · 29/06/2011 17:09

[embarrassed]

[not]

ToscanaBambina · 29/06/2011 17:11

Say it how you see it mayorQ Grin

AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 17:12

I don't like those bananas

They look like cocks and stare at you funny

They should be banned

And I don't mind admitting I am opposed to bananas and all their off shoots

So, call me bigoted against yellow fruit, yes it's true

TheAtomicBum · 29/06/2011 17:12

[storms in]

What is going on in here?

[jumps up and down to see over head]

YouTube is blocked on here, someone describe it to me?

What is this all about? A yak enducing speach about witch burning sounds interesting.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/06/2011 17:13

one to watch SueP.

SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 17:13

Bigot! Big old Bigot!

Some of my best friends are bananas.

mayorquimby · 29/06/2011 17:13

"someone describe it to me?"

A bunch of absolute pansies adressing "women of the world" and apologising on behalf of all men for our actions, including the subconscious thoughts of men throughout history.

AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 17:13

TAB, if you have a banana on your head, you should be shot

TeddyMcardle · 29/06/2011 17:13
Shock

cries for the little baby bananas

Honeydragon · 29/06/2011 17:13

My Dad's from South Shields but supports Sunderland

SuePurblybilt · 29/06/2011 17:15

Oh yes, Chaos. I was thinking Out of The Fecking Way. Yours makes much more sense.
You are in with the in crowd

reelingintheyears · 29/06/2011 17:15

I take issue with your use of 'pansies'.

They are very pretty flowers and should not be used as a term of abuse.

TheAtomicBum · 29/06/2011 17:15

And what's all this about Banana's?

AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 17:15

Those pansies were vilified on the Feminist thread several weeks ago for being pillocks looking for pussy

Now BananaHead thinks he's making a point, but for all the wrong reasons Smile

He's a bit fick

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 29/06/2011 17:16

LOVE the fact that a bloke has had to have a helping hand from a woman re. technical stuff!

TheAtomicBum · 29/06/2011 17:17

I assure you I have no banana on my head. Confused
People would look at me funny if I did. Hmm