To wish someone would have a quiet word with Chris Martin and advise him to stop skipping around?

[lovemyskinnyjeans]

...on stage?

ok just texting him now

He's such a wet wendy......Christ....MAN THE F*CK UP !!

Think he might be a wee bit busy

bet he drinks beetroot and seaweed shakes for breakfast

Its 'Dad Dancing' on a festival level isn't it?

He'll start the tiptoe dance soon, aswell...

Coldplay are SO beige I have no idea why you'd listen to them willingly let alone pay money to watch them unless you're trying to have a tooth out without anaesthetic.

LoathesColdplayTiggaxx

He hasn't replied to my text. I think the music is too loud or he's left his phone in the mud backstage.
I'll tell him later

Harsh! He is skippy but takes all sorts to make a world... And what do you listen to Tigga? Not a massive Coldplay fan but beige is totally unfair - He writes interesting songs - load more middle of the road stuff out there than Coldplay.

I heart Gwyneth too. Her barley flour biscuit recipe is great.

Baskingseals, that's why he's still a toned tiptoeing chap unlike lead singer of Elbow, who obviously prefers an all day breakfast

ahhhh they are ABSOLUTELY FANFUCKINGTASTIC live, amazing.

He is skippy and throws himslef around a fair bit, but id still do him....yum

I like his skipping he looks so free.

Elbow singer enjoys chips peas & gravy like the any other northern bloke...and he is a wee bit skippy.

Fruitshoots, has he got back to you yet?

Hmmm, skipping or crotch-grabbing? (stage flicking now) Choices, choices... Personally I prefer the manly stride/stance a la Status Quo...

Wish I was at Glastonbury sigh

I cant even look at him. He's just got such a punchable face. Skipping about aside. That just winds me up to fever pitch.

Sorry, I've had a .

I've been really enjoying listening on 6 music all day in the background and I've had to turn it off now.

Well at least he doesn't shove gladiloli down his bum crack.

You know who you are St. Morrissey , King of the Mad Vegetarian People.

Oh, what channel is it on? I missed Jarvis earlier. My cousin phoned me from Glasto so I could listen to it. Wish she hadn't.

The worst thing about him is that he always seems to have so much saliva swishing about when he sings makes me feel rather sick - bleurgh

I quite like him. Is that very wrong?

Yeah, Jamie Oliver has that too, yeuch!

Yes BeerTricks, signified by prolinged periods of silence at gigs to 'listen' to the crowds

...or recover breath after vigerous mincing