to think that 38 is too young for

[Becaroooo]

...a greying, balding pubic "area"????

Well, am I???

I looked down at myself in the shower and I now have grey pubic hairs and its all going a bit "sparse"

sob!

I am going to look like a plucked chicken down there soon, arent I?

whats that???

I am jealous, I wish my Fajita fur would thin out a bit, I look like I am wearing shorts if I leave it au natural :). There is a company that sells fanny wigs, that could be your answer.

Fanny wigs??? you intrigue me........

Is it called tuppence toupes by any chance???

Not sure, but that would be funny. Its some hairdresser dude, apparently a right hit with porn stars and celebrities. I saw it on TV a while ago, he was brushing them and trimming them into shape. The model on the show was wearing a tartan one, twas lovely. Looks a bit like you have a 'troll' attached to your fajita :o

I think they were called Merkins

I wonder if they do a purple glittery one???