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To Want Every Bunny In The County To Die A HORRIBLE Death?

115 replies

brickingit · 22/06/2011 22:26

I've spent every spare minute since before Easter turning our builders' dump garden into a veg patch. Now the local bastard chav bunnies have eaten everything except the leaves off the potatoes.

I want them all to die horribly & slowly, in spite of DDs' protestations: AIBU?

PS. If anyone's local bunnies have got Mixy, please catch some, box them up & send them to Chepstow.

OP posts:
LolaRennt · 23/06/2011 00:09

You know they might be hungry. They cant pop to Tescos like you can. Dont be so bloody unreasonable

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 23/06/2011 00:15

Nothing at all wrong with shooting rabbits for meat: it's about as organic as you can get and if the kid's a good shot it's a quick death.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 00:44

All you would-be slaughterers of wildlife, have you read this poem?

WE ARE GOING TO SEE THE RABBIT...

We are going to see the rabbit,
We are going to see the rabbit,
Which rabbit, people say?
Which rabbit, ask the children?
Which rabbit?
The only rabbit,
The only rabbit in England,
Sitting behind a barbed wire fence
Under the floodlights, neon lights,
Sodium lights,
Nibbling grass.
On the only patch of grass
On the only patch of grass
In England, in England
(Except the grass by the hoardings
Which doesn't count).
We are going to see the rabbit
And we must be there on time

First we shall be by escalator,
Then we shall go by underground,
And then we shall go by motorway,
And then by helicopterway,
And the last ten yards we shall have to go
On foot.
And now we are going
All the way to see the rabbit,
We are nearly there,
We are longing to see it,
And so is the crowd
Which is here in thousands
With mounted policemen
And big loudspeakers
And bands and banners
And everyone has come a long way.

But soon we shall see it
Sitting and nibbling
The blades of grass
On the only patch of grass
In - but something has gone wrong!
Why is everyone jostling
And slanging and complaining?

The rabbit has gone,
Yes the rabbit has gone,
He has actually burrowed down into the earht
And made himself a warren, under the earth,
Despite all these people.
And what shall we do?
What can we do?

It is all a pity, You must be dissapointed,
Go home and do something else for today,
Go home again, go home for today,
For you cannot hear the rabbit, under the earth,
Remarking rather sadly to himself, by himself,
As he rests in his warren, under the earth:
"It wont be long, they are bound to come,
They are bound to come and find me, even here."

ALAN BROWNJOHN

worraliberty · 23/06/2011 00:47

No disrespect but that's a bit of a crap poem (and I speak as someone who loves poetry) Grin

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 00:51

well I like it Grin

Although in reality the likeliehood is that rabbits and other creatures will still be here long after the human race has finally lived out our self-destructive fantasies Wink

MrsTwinks · 23/06/2011 00:53

Ok so killing every bunny would be bad but it's called hyperbole. And for the record I love animals, come from a family of many vets etc but they would be the first to say that killing a "pest" animal or for food is justified as that's what the Eco system has built itself to work with.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 01:00

Ah- killing an animal for food, I would agree could be justified. But "pest" animals are slightly different. In this case it would be killing rabbits for the OP's convenience. I doubt the OP will be at risk of starving to death if the rabbits eat her veg. In other countries and locations, animals that we consider endangered may well be seen as "pests" to the locals. Where do you draw the line at disrupting the ecosytem for your own convenience?

MrsTwinks · 23/06/2011 01:06

Ah but if we didn't have tesco, like 100 years ago, rabbits eating our veg patches would be pests. Eco systems haven't caught up with modern times yet.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 01:10

Then maybe, if it was 100 years ago, and my family's food source depended on it, then I would be ok about shooting the poor little twitchy nosed bunnies.

but the ecosystems below us are still in place, pretty much- don't see many foxes swanning round tesco with their lists and trolleys!

MrsTwinks · 23/06/2011 01:17

I dunno, have you seen fantastic mr fox? Grin

Foxes have their own problems recovering from hunting etc. Our ecosystem is a big mess IMO, and I would advocate eating any rabbits that attempt to eat your veggies and not just killing them iykwim. If your not prepared to then it's a little hypocritical. My GPs were farmers thou so we have a habit of naming things then eating them so we're weird WinkBlush

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 01:28

Not so weird, MrsTwinks! I am a vet, and always dreamt of raising up a couple of beef calves each year for the freezer (if I ever get land, sigh...) I'm not really fluffy about killing animals for food, just don't like the idea of killing rabbits (which after all are further up the food chain than the food they are stealing!) for the sake of a few cabbages.

And I love Fantastic mr Fox Grin

TurkeyBurgerThing · 23/06/2011 10:03

So let's think about it. What exactly makes rabbits and rats different? I bet there'd be no uproar on MN about culling 100s of wild rats, and no one even wants to eat them. Rabbit's are just as disease ridden and a pain in the arse.

Rabbits are huge in abundance and can easily be eaten once they're shot. I have no problems with shooting wildlife if you're going to eat it. Don't poison it, don't trap it. Kill it outright and put it in a stew. Done.

LadyBeagleEyes · 23/06/2011 10:07

But rabbits have got twitchy noses and floppy ears and lovely bobtails.
Rats don't.

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 10:09

While I accept that rats can spread diseases (leptospirosis etc) , I'm interested to know what particular zoonotic diseases are carried by rabbits??

If you have a need for food, and wildlife is available, then obviously shooting it would be a valid option. Killing it outright would be fine, but often doesn't happen. Anyway, the Op doesn't want a rabbit for the pot- she wants to exterminate ALL local rabbits "horribly and slowly" because they are daring to nibble her lettuces.

If you build it, they will come....

TurkeyBurgerThing · 23/06/2011 10:10

Pet rats are incredibly cute and very clever too! They got such bad press in during the Plague, time to get over it people...move on! God, people are SO rattist.

27tilly · 23/06/2011 10:16

You can have my cats... They seem to catch 2-3 a day each. One of them is current at the back door with one hanging out of it's mouth.

DooinMeCleanin · 23/06/2011 10:20

Pet rats are very lovely. I used to have rats as a young teen. The male rat would run up and down the stairs collecting bits of biscuit off us and hiding them upstairs to come back to later. The female rat would stay upstairs, spy where he was hiding them and eat them all while he was collecting more Grin

We had hours of fun watching this.

Quenelle · 23/06/2011 10:34

I can understand your angst OP. The products of weeks, maybe months, of work and waiting have just disappeared from your veg patch overnight. It's gutting.

MrsTwinks · 23/06/2011 10:36

I find sheep as cute as bunnies and I'll eat them. Sorry I find the "but they are cute" excuse lame. It's ok to kill & eat an animal as long as it's ugly ??

culturemulcher · 23/06/2011 11:03

MrsTwinks well said.

We have a bunnie population explosion where we live, and we HAVE rabbit proofed our garden and they're still eating everything in sight. There were 10 of the little buggers on the lawn this morning. We've only lived in the countryside for 3 years.

When we first moved in we were delighted to see gorgeous, fluffy, baby rabbits frolicking in the garden. Ho ho ho. That was 3 years ago. Now we've got a garden that's denuded of just about any plant besides rosemary and lavender. The fruit trees we planted have all died because the bunnies strip off the bark, and the grass is a nightmare to mow because of the millions of trial burrows they've dug.

I don't know where all the foxes are, but they're just not doing their job (although they did make off with 7 of next door's hens yesterday). It's bunny warfare and we're losing.

As soon as DS is old enough I'll be following life's lead and we'll be having a lot of rabbit stews for tea.

DooinMeCleanin · 23/06/2011 11:09

culturemulcher, what did expect would happen when you moved to the country side?

frantic51 · 23/06/2011 11:11

What could be better for the eco system than to grow your own veg instead of going down to Tesco to buy beans flown in from Kenya? Hmm

Doesn't matter how many "bunnies" you shoot, more will come, the countryside is overrun with the little buggers!

Quite understand OP's feelings and good for the poster's son who is saving for a shotgun. (Sorry, posts on previous page and memory of a goldfish!)

I'm with worraliberty, on the poem, never heard of Alan Brownjohn, I wonder why? Grin

Honestly, unless you're all vegans, I really don't see how you can , in all conscience, take issue with anyone killing animals for food or because they are pests!

culturemulcher · 23/06/2011 11:16

I expected there to be the usual level of flora and fauna.

Not the rabbit population explosion that we're experiencing at the moment along with other parts of the country.

One or two rabbits in the garden? Fine. Ten? Not fine.

BillBrysonsRucksack · 23/06/2011 11:16

Haven't read the whole thread yet but YAdefNBU!

Can I add Sparrows to the list of wonderful creatures that deserve to die a horrible death? They've eaten all my peas and beetroot (before anyone says net them, we did and the little buggers got through the nets - I keep having to help them get out again Angry).

Joolyjoolyjoo · 23/06/2011 11:21

some humane rabbit deterrents