to think this is a weird thing for MIL to say?

[madhousewife]

We are in the middle of preparing a family meal when my MIL, out of the blue, leans over and whispers, 'I don't like the smell of sperm.'
Extremely confused and sure I haven't heard her correctly I say, 'Wha??'
'SPERM!' she whispers louder.
i just shook my head and took in the uncomfortable silence that followed.

Loolah, I just let out a blood curdling scream because of your post

haha my mil once asked me if her son wanted sex all the time like she does or is he is not that bothered about it like his dad.

I just laughed and said mind your own bloody business. What a freak!

Oh bollox I didn't see your post Chaos

Ere I have some Destiny news

Sorry for hijack

durham.

A few years ago my mil got shit faced at our ny eve party, snogged dhs mate then threw up and passed out in the garden.

I swear my pelvic floor nearly gave way!

Erm... yeah a bit weird to randomly share that information with you. Had MIL been at gin bottle?

Maybe fil has been wiping his cock on her pillow

i don't blame her - nor do I! It makes me gag. But what a strange time to bring it up!

At least she didn't comment on the taste...

this should be in classics i love it

grannys getting some, spam and rihanna plus pube trimming grandmas haha!!

Maybe fil has been wiping his cock on her pillow

ENormaSnob I have just splurted coffee all over my screen

Whatever the case may be, if your MIL actually said that and not spam, she is a legend

OMG!!!!! I love your MIL - mine only comes out with bitter and twisted comments on everything. Your MIL sounds liek a breath of fresh air if you pardon the pun!

Swap?

Fairy - better the devil you know, as they say!
I might just have to keep mine around for a few laughs on the ole MN board.

I dropped Ds off for babysitting one morning. Let myself in with the key I had been given and told to use on my wedding day and called "Hello" into a seemingly empty house. "Up here" called MIL, "come upstairs" so we did - only to find her totally naked and towelling herself off having just gotten out of the shower!!

Kudos for being so comfortable in her skin but jeeze, I had no idea where to look!

No mil stories - thankfully - but my DM did try to have The Talk with me in the kitchen once... Whilst a plumber was unblocking the sink. I've never seen a tradesman work so fast particularly after she remarked thoughtfully, 'your father has never liked the feel of condoms'...

This thread has made my day!

Whole bloody house has the squits, changed more beds and nappies than I can count, several with my head down the bog, DH is dying duck and MN delivers this.

I salute you. I may even love you all. Off to bed smiling.

What the hell kind of conversation was she trying to start??????

Was she after you to say you don't either, so she doesn't feel alone? Can you direct your MiL to Gransnet, so she can start a AIBU about it?

What were you cooking?

Oh god- the restorative power of mumsnet!
have had a shitty few days but can now take myself off to bed having howled with laughter and choked on my tea.
Thank you madhousewife and your very odd MIL

Revolting peasant that is hilarious, the poor bloke! Dhs sperm doesn't smell, is that odd?

I don't like the smell of leather.
Your MIL and I would not enjoy partaking in a kinky threesome.

Has she or you had hair permed. I hate the smell of perms and sperm for that matter.

Wow, 50 or 60 years of nurturing that thought, having it festering away inside her then finally...sitting in YOUR kitchen...the dam finally breaks and - there it is said - it's out in the open and running free!!

Did she look visibly unburdened once she'd shared?

What the actual fuck?? :o :o I would have dug a hole for myself to climb into if MIL said that to me!

Are you sure she did not say perm as in hair do.? Maybe she was hinting for a compliment? EG MIL your hair looks nice... Answer thanks I've just had a perm????