to want the fish to start a funny thread right now.

[Fimbo]

I know, I know, she is still here but mainly in S & B.

I miss funny threads of hers, even potty boot camp.

All right, Ormirian, no need to carp on about it.

So do I, MN is a bit shit atm. It is all serious and scary.

I want cod to come and shout at us for being dirty slatterns and not cleaning our skirting boards.

Oh come on garlic, I don't see why I should be koi, carping is just fine!

Anyway plaice yourself in the fishes shoes (well ...not shoes obviously)

I thought that the Bible Study thread had a lot of promise. I wish that it had become a regular feature.

YANBU, I want the fish to do a funny dance!

(but I ate it for lunch)

OP , you must be the fish you want to see in the world.

I am a newbie. I unintentionally went to the very first page of AIBU recently and ended reading some threads. Why were Cod's posts deleted?

I'm floundering here, Ormirian. This fish-punning sub-thread is a red herring.

Think I need to re-grouper.

I thought you mean that you wanted the Kois' perspective on taking the lead in childbirth

Oh feck my skirting boards ... totally forgot my skirting boards

The shopping list thread is still here in "classics". Have had my fix now .

But do carry on....

Ah yes, some fish do give birth to their children. It would be quite funny if they started a thread. Probably AIBU for having 30 children (in one go). But they would always be kicking off on BLW and BF treads.

I think there's a little too much flounder-ing on MN atm...

Agent's obv a bit of an old trout, getting snapperish with poor fimbo. I'm skate-ing on thin ice I know but Ormirian knows what it's like to be Perched on the fence - Oh I'm enjoying myself now, think I'm a bit of a Dab hand at this

sprats all folks!

;)

Oh FFS I've haddock with you all.

regrouper btw is either really bad or stunningly brilliant. I will think about it later after wine and I suspect it will the latter.

for a moment there, I thought you were talking about the Koi Midwife fishes.. now I'd like to see a thread started by them.

AIBU to think that the BM I'm working with at the moment is a but barking to expect us to be able to administer pethedine? We don't even have opposable thumbs! Hell, we don't even have thumbs.

Pollocks you have Ormirian!

Can I be herring you right headfairy?

No I have! I think you should mullet it over wabbit.

On yer Pike!

Ive haddock with you lot.
life ISNT FUNNY

Crunchie anyone?