to have been insulted like never before by 'D'H!!!

[AtYourCervix]

He told me I wasn't middle class

I am so hurt and insulted I may have to kill him.

I am not U. He is.

What would provoke such an outburst!?

How very dare he!

THere is only one thing to do, leave the bastard.

leaving him is not good enough. he is going to have to go under the patio.

Well, that's probably because you have such exquisite taste in dogs that he feels he's your social inferior dahling. (Or have I misinterpreted the thrust of his jibe?)

we were having a conversation about Toffos. Those revolting flavoured toffee things which I said were a very working class sort of sweet.

patio? no wonder he inbu

nah toffos are for toffs

sorry. I meant under the veranda. and Toffos are common.

I love toffos, even the weirdy flavoured ones, you would get a mix of mint, banana, um...can't remember what else. I love them, have not seen them in years.

I never knew sweets had a class system. Be honest, spangles, what are they?

SPangles are a bit common too. Caramac is a nice class of sweet.

Not had a caramac in years, do they still make them?

Oh shit, do you think I might get kicked off mumsnet? ((((frets, wonders how to casually drop in holidays to Italy and France))))

My name is Gapants and I like common sweets! I have no shame.

I bought some Rolos today, 78p they cost me. Ludicrous.

Leave him, and take custody of the goat!

toffos are common as shite. You need a parma violet or a ferrero rocher. That's right classy, that is.

Ferraro rocher? I'd rather have a crunchy, not some puffed up bit of cheap tat that thinks it's better than we are .

That's cos you're not posh like me emms. I am the Ambassador.

i do like a flake. that's a classy bit of flaky deliciousness.

Curly Wurlys are pure class

Caramacs are insane. They are a funny colour. What social class of sweet is the flying saucer - tongue in cheek retro lower middle class? I like flying saucers....

flying saucers are middle-class-retro-cool-hip.
Rhubarb and custard are sort of old-fashioned-stiff-upper-lip-middle-class

those vile technicolour lumps of chemical shaped like dummies are common.

fecking Pedlars prolly sell flying saucers and pink shrimps as 'retro vintage' sweets. Only £49.99 a bag

Bless you How dreadful.

Find something from Boden and go to bed cuddling it.

anyway. back to the point. i have known 'D'H for 16 years. We have 2 DDs a couple of dogs and occasionally shag. How could he not know me? Hw could he think this of me?

Gah! Damn you! I only popped on, for a nose of things and I end up Googling sweets! Look here and judge your class sweets to your hearts content!

He obviously thinks nothing of you at all AtYourCervix and should be got rid of as soon as possible, what a twunt :o

And I really like milk bottles...