I'm confused: I'm middle class, I eat crisps and Krave, read the Daily Mail

[BurningBridges]

... but only ironically, and I'm fat (crisps and Krave). AIBU to stay on Mumsnet and if so, where is there a place for me here? (Goat lovers need not reply). Oh and if anyone remembers my previous incarnation, I judge people who keep their DVDs in bookcases (that'll be the middleclassiness coming out). Please help me.

Where else does one store DVDs?

I am also fat. We have krave as my dd loves it. My ds had a greggs sausage roll yesterday.

I read the dailymail on-line everyday and all my dvds are kept in a cupboard.

Where does that leave me?

The name Krave puts me off, just on principle. Sounds a bit underclass tbh.

Stuck, I thought it made you lower middle class

My dvds are kept in dvd boxes, I eat weetabix with soya yogurt instead of milk for breakfast and I don't read newpapers, i watch it on the telly. Wtf am i? under lower 3rd class?

Ooooh, Oooh, I have actually wiped my bum on money before, but I was in Indonesia and they were 100 rupiah notes.
Given there was about 15,000 to the pound at the time, it wasn't a problem.

It still felt weird to be wiping my arse on cash though, but better that than have skids

I don't know who that cunt AgentZigzag is Panthan.

We occasionally use £50 notes, but only on high days and holidays.

We already recycle them I'm afraid, I take great delight in paying for my shopping at Tesco with them

neverheardof i don't mind recycling high days and holidays....

Sorry everyone, had to make dinner, put DCs to bed etc. Lovely to see you've been getting and playing nicely whilst I was incommunicado. Also sorry to AgentZigzag or someone like that who I outed and then ran away from. I can see a person has admitted storing DVDs in a cupboard - that is the correct answer. I don't want to talk about the cereal that dare not speak its name any more. Now I'm just off to have a look round the goat threads, be back later.