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Did I imagine Big?

67 replies

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 12:41

Did I? Where's it gorn?

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Portofino · 13/06/2011 12:59

I am imagining a Mrs Doyle like persona - lifting her pinny and saying "g-won, g-won, g-won"

Reality · 13/06/2011 13:00

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Spuddybean · 13/06/2011 13:00

i was just reading it and it disappeared :(

The thought of all her children called being neil and her returning to her 'homeland' had me pissing myself.

Neil doesn't sound very exotic - i wonder if her homeland was swindon?

DontCallMePeanut · 13/06/2011 13:01

Ooh, in thaat case, I'll forward my paypal details.... Now, do you have a widescreen monitor?

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 13:01

I think it may have been more at the emerald end of the spectrum.

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Bohica · 13/06/2011 13:02

This thread will be deleted in 5.....4......3......2........1......................

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 13:02

What amazes me about those threads, is how on earth they imagine that they will be believed. Does it not matter? Is it exciting enough just to invent and then type the scenario?

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Bohica · 13/06/2011 13:04

They musn't read anything back before posting hully

I don't think Beesimo she thought she would get rumbled so quickly.

DD1

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:05

Thanks peanut decided to treat DH for his birthday

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:06

How can this thread be deleted is it because we are laughing at ladies that are less blessed than we are
I would kill for teeth like that

MooMooFarm · 13/06/2011 13:06

Oh I missed this - please somebody fill me in, I'm having a really dull day at work Smile. And I'm assuming it has nothing to do with SATC?

AntonDuBurk · 13/06/2011 13:07

What did I miss.

Gawd this place doesn't half discriminate against WOHMs. And SAHMs. And anyone who tries to let real life get in the way of 24-7 MNing.

MNHQ, can't you at least hold off on the big red delete button until my lunch hour is over? Sad

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:07

moomoo you missed out big time it was about a internet pornstar called bigbernie and her 4 kids all called Neil,it was true too :)

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:08

As I believe everything I read on here

LordSucre · 13/06/2011 13:08

come on, explain what the thread was about please, dying to know!

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 13:08

A poor sad outsize lovely was worried that her masturbating over the internet would upset her hubby and bubbas. She felt dirty and ashamed, yet just couldn't stop. Her four lil bubbas all had the same name to make her life easier.

I don't know why it was pulled, we were very supportive. Well I was.

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MooMooFarm · 13/06/2011 13:09

Thanks pump am off to Google - and to probably get the sack Grin

LordSucre · 13/06/2011 13:10

oh that is brilliant. Why was it pulled though when the bumsex threads are allowed to run?

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:10

hully says it in a posher way than I could ever

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:11

It was pulled and I suspect because we not supporting the op well hully was she was very kind

Bohica · 13/06/2011 13:11

Tis a thread about a thread & all the good ones always get deleted. I am at work so I can't click on any links but we look foward to them for this evening with my G&T.

Who made the Neal comment? That one nearly got me busted at work

LoveBeingAbleToNamechange · 13/06/2011 13:11

Stupid work getting in the way of mm

DontCallMePeanut · 13/06/2011 13:12

Yes, everyone really tried to help her come to terms with the fact she'd had four children called Neil. The poor lass... I do think she should have posted in Feminism, though Grin

pumpernickel10 · 13/06/2011 13:12

she had 4 kids all called Neil,well being called Neil thats fecking cruel I nearly phone childline over it

Hullygully · 13/06/2011 13:12

Pore ol Big

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