Father's Day card in Asda reads "One day I'll find my prince but you'll always be my king".
Seriously, what sort of message does that send a child?! You are merely one man's daughter and another man's wife?
Also, the king thing sort of reminds me of Andrew Lloyd Webber in Over The Rainbow, which is creepy to the max.
AIBU? Is it actually cute? Am I too cynical?