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112 replies

SpeedyGonzalez · 11/06/2011 00:05

this

Read the description. That's £246k for the lot.

Envy Envy Envy Envy Envy ad infinitum.

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expatinscotland · 13/06/2011 12:36

Oh, I'd live in the US. But only in Colorado and it would have to be Boulder, where I could pretend Sarah Palin doesn't exist.

Won't happen, though.

thumbwitch · 13/06/2011 15:10

CheerfulYank, have you never been to the UK? Shock I do hope you get the chance, it's worth a visit! I just assumed you must have been there, how silly of me!

Now, who was saying about the boringness of UK houses - seriously, they are amazingly varied when you compare to what I have to look at in semi-rural Australia. And ours aren't even cheap! DH and I have a game we play when we drive somewhere, usually around the edge of the lake (mahoosive salt water lake) - in among all the posh developed/new built houses, there are usually still some old-fashioned fishing shacks and we try to find the best and shackiest of them. (ok, I admit it's sad but it amuses us! Grin). But because they're waterfront properties, they are worth stupid amounts for the land.

I have just come back from 3 weeks in the UK and I have to say, one of the joys of being there was driving around and seeing all the lovely brick houses, as opposed to the clapboard bungalow/houses that prevail where we are. Some of them are lovely - especially the ones with the round-the-house verandahs that were built around 100 years or more ago - but many of them just aren't. In the cities, there are lovely old brick houses - but any brick stuff out here is usually quite modern and (IMO) soulless and naff. But then I'm living in a (probably) 1920s-ish clapboard house that hasn't been renovated much (still has original open fireplace, for e.g. and shit insulation), so modern brick doesn't really appeal to me (old brick does though!)

CheerfulYank · 13/06/2011 15:23

No, thumb , never been out of North America. Just the US and Canada. :)

SpeedyGonzalez · 13/06/2011 19:38

Gracious, thumbs, those houses are dire-looking by comparison with ours. You're right!

Did your trip go ok in the end?

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mossip · 13/06/2011 19:52

I don't hate Americans, I like them a lot

But i sometimes watch supernanny type programmes where the mum doesn't work and the dad has, what would be here, a minimum wage job and yet they live in a gorgeous detached house with many bedrooms. It does make me a bit green, I have to say.

Me and my dh are graduates, he works full-time, i'm part-time in well paid jobs, have been since our 20's now in our 40's and we live in a 2 bed hovel. good schools tho.

diabolo · 13/06/2011 19:54

That is a GORGEOUS property Envy

whackamole · 13/06/2011 20:18

YANBU!

I once, out of morbid curiosity, looked up what sort of house we could by in Phoenix Arizona for what we paid for our house. Bearing in mind we live in urban Liverpool in a terrace worth about 15 pence, I was very surprised by what we could get.

A 5 bed house with pool. Envy

(PS - not sure what made me choose Phoenix.....could be a shithole for all I know!)

LadyOfTheCuntryManor · 13/06/2011 20:38

We have an American washer-dryer. Stands 6 foot from the floor...washing machine is on the bottom half where you lift the lid and put stuff in. Rather large, and you can open it whenever you see fit and don't have to wait an eternity for the lock to release.

YankNCock · 13/06/2011 20:49

CurlyBoy, I'm originally from just north of you and I have to agree about the weather. What makes it better here as well is the lack of mosquitos. No screens on the windows, nothing buzzing in your ear just as you drift off to sleep--bliss. I can't do Wisconsin summer or winter anymore, I've gotten too attached to the temperate climate here!

missinglalaland · 13/06/2011 21:08

Well speedy if you bought the house, and ran it as a B&B you would then be able to get a US greencard on the basis that you would have your own small business!

Not sure I understand all the disparaging comments about North Carolina. It has two major and respected universities and the Research Triangle has been famous since the 1950s for commerce, science and education. Besides you can ski the mountains in winter and enjoy the beaches in summer, all within a few hours drive. I am jealous too!

CurlyBoy · 13/06/2011 21:20

YankNCock - I totally forgot about mosquitos! That is one definite plus about the UK for sure. We seem to have a bit of a problem with flies, but our cat hunts them down pretty quick.

YankNCock · 13/06/2011 21:25

See people, you're envying the summer evenings spent on the porch or veranda, but forgetting to imagine the itchy head-to-toe welts and the chemical scent of insect repellent.

CheerfulYank · 13/06/2011 21:34

Or citronella candles, but those smell lovely. :)

I never thought about you not having mosquitoes. Envy Envy Envy

tyler80 · 13/06/2011 21:42

Mosquitoes do exist in England but midges can be even more of a nuisance, all depends where you live.

Never encountered chiggers in the UK though, which can only be a good thing Grin

GrimmaTheNome · 13/06/2011 21:48

You realise something is wrong with much of the East Coast of America when you move there, and find that all windows have fly screens.

You are impressed by the abundance of picnic benches but then realise that's because you can't just sit on the grass because of chiggers etc. No-one actually tells you this, you learn the hard way.

OTOH, there are fireflies of a summers evening.

Tarenath · 13/06/2011 21:49

Very pretty but imagine the running costs and property taxes on that house. Makes our council tax looks like peanuts!

CurlyBoy · 13/06/2011 21:50

I loved fireflies when I was a kid. I've tried to explain the magic and wonder of them to my wife but she just doesn't get it. Guess you have to be there!

GrimmaTheNome · 13/06/2011 21:53

Curly - ITA.

They make up a bit for it getting dark by 8pm in summer, which would otherwise be unbearable.

thumbwitch · 13/06/2011 23:46

what are chiggers? some kind of ultra nasty mozzie? We have screens on all our windows and doors as well - the bastard mozzies never seem to die over here, even in the winter! And the flies line up at the door, waiting for it to open. At least we don't get European wasps out our way, just the native wasps (who can still be right nasty bastards as well but are less interested in flying at you and your food). And it never gets dark later than 8:30pm - the sunny evenings in May in the UK were just wonderful (lovely trip, thanks Speedy!)

I always used to get bitten by mozzies in the UK as well but there weren't so many of them - here, I only have to be out the door for about 3 minutes before one finds me, and when one does, they all do (pheromones or something). So, no late evenings outdoors here either unless in full head to toe clothing PLUS citronella candles/oil burners AND a can of Mortein to hand. I won't use the mozzie coils because they kill bees - and currently Australia's bees are one of the few world populations of bees that aren't affected by whatever is affecting all the others - I don't want to jeopardise the bee population in any way (I know they shouldn't be out in the evening but they sometimes are).

Mumcentreplus · 13/06/2011 23:52

chiggers are like ticks innit?..

Mumcentreplus · 13/06/2011 23:54

With Mozzies it's all about the blood type...they love O

thumbwitch · 14/06/2011 00:04

mine's B - must be like caviar to them or something, they ALL love it.Grin

Mumcentreplus · 14/06/2011 00:08

Ahhh..the B type...tarquin have you tried thumbwitch?...she is pure decadence..truffles mixed with vintage champagne and truffles...devine darlink! Grin

Mumcentreplus · 14/06/2011 00:08

with extra caviar...

SpeedyGonzalez · 14/06/2011 00:13

MCP you have just cleared up a lifetime of mystery. I am an oft-bitten O.

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