Just being friendly or something more sinister?

[bluebellewood]

My friend and I are away from home for a few days visiting my friends new niece.

Last night my friend got a phone call from her DH, he is at home with their Dd. He informed her that another female friend of hers,lets call her X, rang him last night. He does not know X very well but she asked him if he would be able to give her a lift that evening, if he was visiting his mother, because she would like to visit her aunt , who lives near his mother. ( the aunt and mother know each other.)

X has a car but it is in the garage.

My friend knows that X's husband is working away at the moment. My friends Dh explained he was not visiting his mother and so could not offer her a lift.

He rang his mother to ask if she had told X's aunt to approach him re. the lift, but she knew nothing about it. His mother has never met X either.

My friend is quite upset about this approach to her husband. X has never asked for lifts before. Is she bu to feel a bit suspicious about this woman's behaviour?

[Salmotrutta]

It was the exclamation mark that did it. And I agree TanteRose - mad eh?

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Spring chickens are over rated, IMO

[Hullygully]

She hasn't got kids, Shirl. She has only a dubious wardrobe and a penchant for other people's men

[SuePurblybilt]

Maybe the Aunt is Wodehousian and Demands To Be Seen? Maybe poor X had no choice? Even now she could be cut out of wills and forced to be engaged to Madeline Basset (drip).

[Salmotrutta]

I didn't hold out much hope for this thread, but now.................I'm wondering if it's a spoof? Or am I (as usual with most things in life) totally wrong?

[EvenLessNarkyPuffin]

So she's never asked for lifts before. But her car's in the garage and her DH is away (presumably with the other car) and her aunt lives close to his mother (who he drives to visit). So ... maybe she needs a lift?

Or she could be trying to ensnare him with her womanly wiles and envelop his throbbing manhood with her ravenous vagina. And see her aunt. Multitasking.

[Hullygully]

Yes, I feel there is more to the aunt than meets the eye. Perhaps she wanted X to deliver the husband to her so she could feed him rich tea fingers in her dusky pink lounge while she lounged about in her crocheted bed jacket.

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

[SuePurblybilt]

A Barbara Cartland tribute Aunt perhaps Hully?

[ShirleyKnot]

Fucking Hell. Why am I having such comprehension problems?

"fingers in her dusky pink lounge"

[SuePurblybilt]

actually spluttering at ravenous vagina.

[Hullygully]

fingers in her dusky pink lounge so much more dainty than that hungry minge

[bluebellewood]

BUT DOES SHE HAVE A PENCHANT FOR OTHER PEOPLES MEN?

I only wanted a simple answer.

I hope you are not wearing a white blouse Salmotrutta!!!

I am tossing my head in high dudgeon, and leaving the arena.

[katvond]

More Jilly Cooper methinks

[ShirleyKnot]

We don't know bluebell.

It all sounds utterly innocent to me TBH.

[ShirleyKnot]

glistening is just a totally filthy word.

[Salmotrutta]

No white blouses here - only ageing vamp-type clothes.

[AandK]

I don't think it is anything sinister she knew your friend was away so asked DH. she probably wanted to visit auntie as her DH is away and she's after a bit of company its not like she ask your friends DH to do something with her.....Not sinister at all :)

[SpringchickenGoldBrass]

Mpw you are all being most unkind and unsopportive. The OP can't help being a deranged bunny-boiling lunatic who reads rampant bumsex into an innocent request for a lift, can she?

[Salmotrutta]

[SuePurblybilt]

The DH obviously thought it sinister or why did he ring his Mum to ask if the Aunt had mentioned to the Mum that she'd asked the Niece to ask the DH (seriously?)?? Hmm?
Or is he very vain OP?

[madonnawhore]

Does she mean 'aunt' in the predictive text way...?

[SuePurblybilt]

what's that madonna? I only have Ye Olde Texte phone.

[GinSlinger]

how interesting.