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Mother's phone etiquette. AIBU or is she? (It's her, isn't it?!)

86 replies

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 14:20

My mum is driving me round the twist with her bleeding mobile phone behaviour. We bicker over it a fair bit, including last night. She says I'm being a priss. I say she's being rude. If I give you some examples, can the MN jury clear this one up please? Ta Grin

*Gets 'phone out in sitting room, whilst DH, DS and I are watching Eggheads. Proceeds to dial her friend and speak in unhushed tones. When she is having problems hearing her friend, she will pull a wincey face at me and gesture for me to turn the telly down Shock

*Sat at the dinner table after I have cooked, she'll hear that her phone has a message alert. She will leave the table to read the message, sometimes she will even ring the sender back, at the table, using one hand to hold the phone, the other hand to try and eat. Shock

*There have been occasions (Mother's Day for example) where MIL has been present. MIL and my mum don't see each other often. MIL will be talking to mum and mum will read a received text message, in the middle of conversation. Shock

There are more. It's the kind of behaviour that I would expect from a fourteen year old, not a fifty four year old granny. I really shouldn't have to be remonstrating with my mother over politeness wrt mobile phones, should I? Or am I being a stuffy cow?

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bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:08

You BASTARD, Toby

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 08/06/2011 15:08
WineComesInAtTheMouth · 08/06/2011 15:08

I wonder what CJ's home life is like? Do you think he has an equally irritating sex face?

Grin
bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:09

CJ is as asexual as a cactus. He doesn't have a willy, he has the same flat, smooth pubis as a Barbie doll.

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diddl · 08/06/2011 15:10

Oh-didn´t mean to sound smug!

ShirleyKnot · 08/06/2011 15:10

I would punch every single person who has ever been on it. All of them.

mousymouse · 08/06/2011 15:11

or do as my colleagues once did with a colleague with an obnoxious mobile phone habit?
we they odered the same phone as a dummy from ebay, hid the real phone in a cubboard and when colleague went to the toilet they we drowned the dummy phone in his (full) coffee cup.
oh the face

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:12

Stay on topic, guys! Start your own thread if you want to disrespect the Eggheads.

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diddl · 08/06/2011 15:12

"Do you think he has an equally irritating sex face? "

Bleurgh!

CJs sex face-could have done without that thought!

Hullygully · 08/06/2011 15:12

Shirl!

You never went!

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:14

Oh SHIRLEY IS HERE!

I knew you wouldn't leave me, gal

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ShirleyKnot · 08/06/2011 15:24

I really nearly did, and then I thought - NO FUCK THEM CUNTS (not you - the horrible ones saying awful stuff about rape and stuff) so I'm back and I have pulled my really BIG BOLLOCKS on and I am going to challenge cuntiness wherever I see it.

Hullygully · 08/06/2011 15:26
Hullygully · 08/06/2011 15:26

Shirl

ShirleyKnot · 08/06/2011 15:27

Maybe later

AmazingBouncingFerret · 08/06/2011 15:28

What the fuck is Eggheads?

YMotherIBU BTW

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:32

FUCK THEM CUNTS FUCK EM RIGHT IN THE ERM CUNT

Sorry.

Just excited that mah lil bitch dnt leeve me lol

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 08/06/2011 15:33

"FUCK THEM CUNTS FUCK EM RIGHT IN THE ERM CUNT"

Quote of the week maybe...

RockStockandTwoOpenBottles · 08/06/2011 15:34

Bup YADNBU and your mother is BVVVVVU.

Shirl those are some bollocks.

Hullygully · 08/06/2011 15:34
bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:35

Not spontaneous combustion, just spontaneous lesbian LURRRRRVE MAKIN'. Ain't that right, Shirl?

Shirl?

Shrl?

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ShirleyKnot · 08/06/2011 15:36

Read 'em and weep Girls, read em and weep. (the lolzhunsxx don't bother me as much as the horrible horrible horrible ones saying awful terrible things with a PA Smile at the end)

UrsulaBuffay · 08/06/2011 15:36

Tell her to put the fooking phone away or you will have to disown her because the cunts on MN told you to.

I think the new ringtone should be Sir Mixalot Baby's got back.

bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:41

If you don't like it SHilrye, you know where the door is, don't you :)

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bupcakesandcunting · 08/06/2011 15:44

What the... FUCK is that typo of Shirley? Bwah ha ha ha ha!

Quite right Ursula.

Shirl, you should have been on here last night bab. A thread, accusing us of being a bunch of gin-reliant DIPSOS, reached new levels of sanctimonious passive-aggressiveness. I wanted you to be around to sick all over the thread.

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