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To think that it is unnecessary to swear?

62 replies

Hullygully · 05/06/2011 21:37

It just shows a poor vocabulary

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 05/06/2011 21:54

Ahem
Shouldn't that be "standard practice"

I manage to combine pedantry, a large vocab and the ability to swear like a trooper - renaissance woman moi! Wink

JoniRules · 05/06/2011 21:55

Mum2aLoon 'sledding' Confused

usualsuspect · 05/06/2011 21:56

Theres nothing wrong with a strong 'flipping heck' ,no need for swearing

PacificDogwood · 05/06/2011 21:57

A well placed swear work can be v cathartic IMO.
I used to enjoy swearing then DCs came along and I had to restrain myself.

Then I found MN and I have seen the light: certain words need to be reclaimed

thumbwitch · 05/06/2011 21:57

oh do f**k off Hully, there's a love - are you bored tonight or summat?

(see, how nice am I to accede to your rather hunsy request!)
Grin

mumnotmachine · 05/06/2011 21:58

Swearing doesnt bother me, the odd word slips out of my mouth.
I try not to swear in front of the kids, nothing worse than hearing a child copying you

And certain words are a BIG no-no- the main one being the C* word- I absolutely loathe it!

PacificDogwood · 05/06/2011 21:59

A 'flipping heck' just does not cut it when I have stepped on some Lego in the middle of the night, it just does NOT.

JoniRules · 05/06/2011 21:59

So predictable...now some posters are going to come on here and swear (snigger snigger), how utterly funny, not

manicinsomniac · 05/06/2011 22:02

I don't think I ever swore until I was around 20 or so. I just wasn't brought up to think it was ok and, for some reason, that stopped me picking it up at school.

But now I'm terrible. I swear a LOT. I'd never swear AT someone, it's more conversational swearing (ie, I'd say I was fucked but I'd never tell a person to fuck off if that makes sense). I'm a teacher so obviously I don't swear at school but my own children hear me swear on occasion. I just tell them that they're silly adult words and they can choose to use them or not when they're 16 but I won't tolerate it from then until then. A classic clase of 'do as I say not do as I do' I'm afraid!

Hullygully · 05/06/2011 22:02

It's not big or clever, Swearing Posters.

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thumbwitch · 05/06/2011 22:02

Are you going to change your name to Hunsygully then?

usualsuspect · 05/06/2011 22:03

JoniRules you are a grumpy cunt sausage tonight

KarmaZBitch · 05/06/2011 22:03

I like using the word 'fuck' now and then. What else is there to say?

thumbwitch · 05/06/2011 22:04

but no, manicinsomniac - you didn't use them before you were 16, so you aren't being hypocritical at all! Really. Well, I don't think so anyway.

BitOfFun · 05/06/2011 22:04

Joni, can you recommend some edifying ways to have fun, please? We could all benefit.

SecretNutellaFix · 05/06/2011 22:05

There are occasions when a stream of invective becomes more forceful by the insertion of a well chosen expletive or so.

Yekke · 05/06/2011 22:05

Limited or poor vocabulary? Swearwords are part of our vocabulary, most have been evolving for centuries. I'm sure the whole 'history of the word cunt and its uses' thing has been done here many times before so I won't bore those who're already aware though I'd encourage anyone who isn't acquainted with it to do a Google search. It's interesting.

They're all just words. Is there really any logic for cunt being less acceptable than vagina? Why should we get het up about fucking inflation but not flipping inflation? Are the Yiddish ones which I know any less offensive to those who don't have an understanding of Yiddish? If so, why - or why not?

bibbitybobbityhat · 05/06/2011 22:07

Thats me fucked!

I thought Mum2aloon was Boffy!

Who are you please? Unveil yourself! (or pm me Grin).

KarmaZBitch · 05/06/2011 22:08

This whole 'I am extraaaymely offended by your language' attitude is all abit Hyacnth Bucket, isn't it?

manicinsomniac · 05/06/2011 22:10

aaaw, thanks thumbwitch :) That's quite reassuring.

BitOfFun · 05/06/2011 22:10

Poor misunderstood Hully Sad. It's a long way down from being quoted in the Press.

Hullygully · 05/06/2011 22:12

Those heady days of the thingy show...

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bbird1 · 05/06/2011 22:16

Is jizz a swearword?

MinnieBar · 05/06/2011 22:20

Hully is this your way of sorting the huns wheat from the chaff?
(Or should that be 'chuff'?)

tarantula · 05/06/2011 22:23

Gadzooks! One generations worse and wickedest curses is anothers mild expletives. Depends what you find offensive I guess.