Fings Ain't What They Used To Be

[Hullygully]

Are they?

Do you know who I blame? Advertising execs.

I saw my first and only flasher at 21. So fings may be the same.

I dont think Hully ever really saw a flasher. I think she just likes the identity parades

I ain't never seen a flasher's fing.

Couldn't move for flashers when I was young, flapping raincoats, earnest faces and tongues hanging out while they tugged away furiously. Bless.

Fings are more expensive than they used to be. But most people have to many fings anyway. We don't need as many fings as we are told we need. Fings don't make us happy.

I blame the Interwebs.

Fings weigh us down, man. Baggage literal and metaphorical.

Thats why kids is so spoilt these days...not enough flashers and too many fings.

Gene agrees. And I believe him.

oh god it's metaphorical baggage time again folks

one a month i get pma
positive mental attitude

fuck em fuck em all. thats my motto

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile...

my tummy aint wot it used to be x

these things

That Gene can't spell, though

I would like some pma, do they have it in the co-op?

TV personalities can't spell like wot they used to.