Hey mumsneters . Whats on for you this blisdtering weekend?

[ScousyFogarty]

Chasing each other across the beach at Brighton semi naked?

Clubbing till you have clubbed each other senseless?

Tantrix sex at the drop of a hat with a milk man or lady. (Not forgetting postmen)

This is by no means a typical weekend chez Izzy but, as my family celebrate 9 birthdays in June and July, I've got a lot special events to look forward to over the next 2 months.

Tomorrow we're going to the Derby, and afterwards I'm off to Paris for dinner and an overnight stay with friends.

On Sunday afternoon I'll be at the French Open final. I adore Rafa and Roger - if you catch the match on tv I'll be the mad woman cheering every point.

OMG knockinonyerdoor!!! Chislehurst Caves! :o

Think I've been there about 15 times at least. I was on occasion asked to lead the tour

Don't live in Kent any more though

Some steampunk japes tomorrow and a performance on Sunday. Lovely!

Izzy

I shall be packing up our ground floor in preparation for the floorboards being sanded.

How blistering hot is it going to be? Am in Oz winter and feel the need for some vicarious heat.

Nobody going to the Pencil Museum then?

Dammit. I'd forgotten to pencil that into my diary.

We are driving to DB and SIL's for a barbecue. I don't want to go. I've had a hell of a week at work and just want to play in the garden in the sunshine with DS and DP. Parents have basically made us agree to go so we can accomodate other DB and SIL and their 3 DC over two cars (they don't have one) on the grounds that it will be a 'fun' day. I don't get on especially well with DB whose barbecue it is so will spend the whole day with a smile plastered to my face pretending to enjoy myself while having a miserable time... Joy. All for the sake of a quiet life

Tonight is first night out since DD arrived.
Fancy dress "under the seas" and have no costume...!

Panic paper-mâché for me this 'alvo methinks....