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hanaka88 · 01/06/2011 18:25

Hack up a big glob of bright green smokers flem onto his empty plate please at least clean it up rather then leaving me to grab the plate and stick my thumb in the horrible green slime then try to wash it away down the sink without touching it, watching the gob cling to the plate for dear life.

Eww eww eww!

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hanaka88 · 01/06/2011 19:00

I meant coughed rather then hacked. You know the kind of hacky spit teenage boys decide to do just as your walking past.

He is, in all un-flem related areas, a lovely DP.

He has promised never to do it again. He does have a touch of the man flu.

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ObiWan · 01/06/2011 19:00

Why, why, why did he not just clean it up himself?

Ewwww...

I'm never going to be able to face pea soup without thinking of this.

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PrisonerZero · 01/06/2011 19:03

That is truly discusting.

There is no way I would want to kiss or shag him ever again. Seriously.

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katvond · 01/06/2011 19:04

Ewwwwww that's vile and I've just eaten.
If that was my DH well it wouldn't be, as he wouldn't do anything so vile. Divorce him, and to think you kiss him too Ewwwwwwwwwww

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HazeltheMcWitch · 01/06/2011 19:04

Quick thread hijack.... NettoSuperstar, YOU are NOT disgusting. You said you have asthma and sometimes you have to cough up. It made me sad to see those words.

You would not judge someone with a malfunctioning kidney, or a missing arm... So don't talk like that about yourself!!

'Rant' over. Normal service resumed!

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MissJanuary · 01/06/2011 19:14

No no no not ever acceptable, if it were my husband he'd feel my wrath for a year after that filthiness. BOAK

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NettoSuperstar · 01/06/2011 19:40

I guess you're right Hazel, and thanks for that, but it still is disgusting, hence me not understanding why someone would choose to do it.
I do it because I can't help it, and I hate it, and am horrified by my illness.

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KittySpencer · 01/06/2011 19:47

That's disgusting. I cannot bear people hacking up and spitting out oysters (unless like Netto you have a genuine medical condition which means its unavoidable - so totally different)

It's probably on a par with my Ex who used to 'clear' his nose against the walls whilst showering and leave his snot nicely stuck to the tiles for me to clean off.Hmm

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hanaka88 · 01/06/2011 20:06

Kitty... I think yours is worse!

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Dropdeadfred · 02/06/2011 08:39

That is absolutely gross kitty - but how can that be worse than doing it on a plate that someone else will wash and eat from in future??...blleeurgh

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