to want to shave off DH's moustasche in his sleep

[RobynLou]

It's horrible, truly. It makes my skin crawl.
he knows I hate it, last time I moaned so much he eventually got rid of it but made me feel like an awful person about it.
Now I feel mean to even mention it, but it's horrible!
How can I convince him to get rid without seeming like a horrible person who won't let him do what he wants with his facial hair?

Hubby has had a moustache all of the time I have known him - can't imagine him without it! But, when he lets it grow too long I do tell him that I won't kiss him until he trims it. So, he has just said that he is doing it tomorrow morning

LordoftheFlies - I do like your moustache categorisation.

offer to plait it for him, into two little 'tache pigtails, one down each side of his mouth

maybe he will take the hint