to think DH should go out NOW to the shop and buy me chocolate?

[MadamMemoo]

Its only a 10 minute walk and he's seen the film he's watching at least a million times

he's still not moving, I've even tried the double footed kick and push technique to try and slide him off the couch.

it IS mentally cruelty!! and I'm already mental enough

Nooo the kids have no chocolate! they've probably hidden it after I ate their Easter eggs

turn the telly off

mwahahaha

No don't really, I was only jesting, that would be going too far.

ahhh he is running out of time. The shop shuts at 11pm. I feel bereft

turning the tv off will mean certain death!

I'm considering throwing myself in a desperate heap on the floor and wailing with sorrow, maybe it will stir some compassion in him

Lucky you having a shop open at this time on a Sunday! And no, YANBU, chocolate is an essential .

oh how mean! It's understood that since man is a hunter...he must brave the dark streets to catch the chocolate of an evening!

Tell him Mumsnet said "Get out and spear the Galaxy NOW!"

but it closes in 4 mins

Maybe you will just have to make do with this instead. Came upon it last night while Googling Plain Chocolate Aero and mmmmm. They just talk about erm, chocolate!

Never fear MadM, you can make him wish he'd gone by mercilessly bringing his despicable and selfish behaviour at every opportunity when arguing discussing the finer points of your marriage

Vengeance will be yours.

oh I will zigzag!