to think I *must* have misheard this?

[LiegeAndLief]

At soft play with dcs today, ds started running round with another little boy. When it was about time to go home, the boy's dad said he could have another 10mins, so I told ds we would go in 10mins as well. 10mins later, the boy ran to his dad, came back and said we couldn't go yet because his dad said he still had 10mins.

I said "your dad must have a very slow clock!".

Little boy said (very loudly and clearly) "no, my dad has a huge cock!".

I really didn't know what to say. He must have meant something else, surely?!! Maybe his dad is the proud owner of a grandfather clock..

Pmsl at this thread esp cannydoit

I'll never forget my grandma informing my father that she'd had a Dildo rail put in the hall...

Ds couldn't pronounce 'stick' and it came out 'dick'...

Many people now talk about how DS1 compared his small 'dick' to his daddy's 'dick' which was much better for chasing the sheep [farmers]

PMSL, loving granny's 'dildo' rail.

Did his dad slip him a fiver as they left?

Has happened to me- when ds was born, the girls were fascinated by his "winky". Went to a cafe with dd2 and baby ds, and a lady asked me if he was a boy. "OH yes," says dd2," we know he is a boy, because he has a winky!" Cue smiles all round.

then she paused, before saying "(ds) has a little winky doesn't he mum?" I nod and smile. But then "But daddy has a GREAT BIG ONE, doesn't he!?"

There was the sound of necks cracking as people looked away quickly. We left soon afterwards

brilliant! i love hearing other peoples kids saying embarrassing things

i was messing around with DD last week telling her to pull her pants up cos all i can see is her bum crack and she was laughing saying you're a bum crack! i said to her you're a bum head and she just laughed and went off to play. later on we went to tesco to get some shopping and came across her best friend from school and her BFs mum...she was stood there with her friend while i chatted to her friends mum and all of a sudden DD shouted YOU'RE A CRACKHEAD!! at her BFs mum i really had to fight for a straight face...cue an embarrassing convo about me being more childish than my 5yo DD

kids!!

DS2 has just (thankfully) improved his pronunciation so that the peaceful Island of Sodor is no longer run by the 'f*ing troller'

oh yes, and as a blending of the Lord's prayer and aforementioned Thomas obsession we have, 'lead us not up to the top station and deliver us from diesel...'

Did you get is number?

My ds1 used to pronounce coconuts as cococunts. The first time he said it we had innocently been looking at the fruit, saying the words and getting him to repeat.

However, every visit to a supermarket after that we had to pick up a coconut and say, "ooh, what's this ds1?", and laugh childishly

Ds2 who is 3 has delayed speech, he quite often mispronounces things- he calls biscuits "dick-dicks".

Actually come to think of it, my DD used to call chocolate "cock-lick" when she was about 1. Had to nip that one in the bud fast. It was a bad time in our house.

How did you deal with yourself IprivateI?

Did you have to have a good spanking?