Tarrah

[goodbyeforever]

This isn't actually an AIBU but I'm posting on here as this is where I have spent most of my time.

I am saying "goodbye forever" in a non flouncy but rather melodramatic fashion and I really mean it.

I have got some outstanding advice form MN over the years but I am thoroughly addicted and it has become apparent that this is to the detriment of my work, and my kids, and my sanity. So... tarrah forever, I'm not even going to come back and read the replies... That's how serious I am.

Just before I go: I don't think it is important to breastfeed, I don't think it benefits children to have a stay at home parent, I will be sending my children to private school, and they do drink fruitshoots. I didn't have children at my wedding, I voted for Cameron, I think porn is the work of the devil, as are strip clubs, they make me very cross... oh and if you are in an abusive relationship FFS stop damaging your children and damn well leave. There, I am done.

Thanks all xx

'Tarrah'????? You actually say that?

Haha...brilliant!

Loved the post script!

Tarrah? I thought it was going to be a thread about if 'Tarrah' is a nice name for a baby.

Heh, I once signed off a text message with 'tara', shortly after I'd moved to Newcastle for Uni. My sister thought she'd got a message from someone called Tara by mistake

Good luck with RL OP, whoever you are :)

I live in Newcastle and have never said 'Tarrah'

I thought it was going to be about a child's name.
OP, you know you are secretly watching this. We do.

But, obviously you can't come back to deny it

We say Tallah around here..more a Tal-lar really

Isn't it a bit bonkers to namechange to say goodbye?

see you soon .

You'll be back. Oh, and what Shirl said. We won't know if you've cheated now.

You namechanged to flounce?

You namechanged to flounce?

Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out...

On second thoughts, do!

SHJ brilliant Flounce

This is how you do it OP you fule!

Can't believe I mised that.

Fab.

I was ready to be spoiling for a fight, seeming as 'tarrah' is how we say goodbye, where i am from (until Cilla 'coined' it).

Wasnt SHJ posting the other day?

< read rest of SHJ flounce> Oooohhhh!

arf!

mn is like crack. you don't stop it; it stops you.

that shj one is hfuckinglarious ta for the repost.