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Oh. OHHHHH.
Cracked the code. Copy & paste the subject into Google.

avoiding the washing up, what about at you

Oh Kestryn, you are good.

You put it where?

we're trying to work out what you're twittering on about, obv!

yay Kestryn!

Leave the bastard. If he's old enough to father children with you his mum shouldn't be breastfeeding him.

An A* for Kestryn

I am lounging sipping wine as it is late here. And on MN of course.

Erm, excuse me! I think you'll find I solved it first :(

If you're looking for something to do you can always come and do my housework for me

[wunk]

Who called my mate a twat?

Sewing waistcoats for pirates. Also got a giant crocodile to make... come help if you're böřê&#271!

I'm dead sorry RTD!

I was speed reading!

Never, Ever Search for This on Google!!!

Oh-my-eyesssssssssss!!!

I should think so, too. Bitch. Yeah. Take that.

Just put some ointment on it, should clear right up.

I am so bored too

I am about to post about my sore boobs after wearing a bra overnight, if you'd like to comment on that?

Erm, bored with boobs?

OMFG.

Only a Chaos thread could descend into this

Chaos! You're bored again, aren't you?

I knew it had to be you!

I'm bored too...

that's what happens when you take children into inappropriate places like supermarkets.

you need help.

You should buy a wig... just in case