to wonder how the dragon and donkey in Shrek managed to have babies?

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yes I know this is not the only factual inconsistency but it is the one that is choosing to run round my, clearly warped, mind this afternoon

same as anyone else. magic innit.

It's not the first time an Old dragon's got up the duff by someone hung like a donkey I don't imagine

Carefully. Not to make an ass of himself, presumably.

Dragon lights a fire and donkey shows dragon exactly what famous asset donkeys are known for....

(Rolls on floor)

and the same way that Dave is Alvin and the Chipmunk's dad

and Stuart Little was adopted by a human family and no-one seemed to notice but the cat

They love each other very much. Don't forget, Fiona is half-frog, half-human and still managed to have ogre babies.

well, if you look at it as though you are breeding a large breed dog with a small breed dog, it makes sense for the female to be the large breed as the offspring are going to be larger than typical for a smaller breed and could kill the lot of them. So if you were going to breed a st Bernard and a jack russell, it would, in theory and using a stepstool, be possible for the Male JR to impregnate the female SB.

However, many cross species matings have occurred- lion and tiger, donkey and horse, zebra and horse.

OMG I'm so glad another weirdo has wondered! DS (4!) asked me the other day - my own fault for making a jokey remark about a German Shepherd who fell in love with my toy breed, haha!