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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

so who is your least favourite MNer in the world ever?

841 replies

FigureOfEightSpooning · 21/05/2011 22:09

As predicted.

Grin

getabloodygrip makes me Hmm.

OP posts:
breatheslowly · 21/05/2011 22:56

Me - I'm just too lazy to name change and then name myself. Please imagine that I did it. A number of times over in extremely witty ways.

ReindeerBollocks · 21/05/2011 22:57

Of course you can cup my nut sack, but only if I can actually whip you...

Grin
WhipMeIndiana · 21/05/2011 22:57

I could be witty

WhipMeIndiana · 21/05/2011 22:58

ok reindeer let's have our own little MN meet-up

ReindeerBollocks · 21/05/2011 22:58

Actually I'll probably never hate anyone because I'm a forgetful fecker because I'm nice Grin

deemented · 21/05/2011 22:58

With practice Indiana, i'm sure you could be.

ReindeerBollocks · 21/05/2011 22:59

I would WhipMe but if Santa finds out Reindeerbollocks is missing he'll be veery upset.

WhipMeIndiana · 21/05/2011 22:59

honestly, I don't consider myself flexible enough for a figureofeightspooning session, dh would be confused and I can tell I'd hurt my back

deemented · 21/05/2011 22:59

I don't hate anybody except manshapes ex, but there are posters, who shall remain nameless that i dislike immensely.

WhipMeIndiana · 21/05/2011 23:00

Reindeer - we could always meet up with santa, he can join in or just watch, whatever he's comfortable with

Bohica · 21/05/2011 23:01

whipme Securicor can also be women,

I am not sexcist in my uncontrolled thoughts of wanting to punch them when I see the.

I don't mean to be mean but I do get the urge!

breatheslowly · 21/05/2011 23:02

Ok, me again, but for not actually reading the thread title. In my defence I drink all of once every 2 months. But I shouldn't then MN.

WhipMeIndiana · 21/05/2011 23:02

bohica - I am sure they can be women, but Ive never seen such a thing. Glad to hear your violent impulses are not restrained by any sexist compulsions

deemented · 21/05/2011 23:03

I often get the urge to tell manshapes mother to fuck the fuck off, but i don't do it often

ReindeerBollocks · 21/05/2011 23:03

Santa would definitely be up for that WhipMe, plus you've heard the rumour - he has a massive sack!

Frazzledmumwithsmudgedmascara · 21/05/2011 23:04

The one on the cat thread tonight that keeps suggesting putting a litter tray in a child's bedroom

deemented · 21/05/2011 23:04

Yeah but he only comes once a year so you'll have to time it right...

ReindeerBollocks · 21/05/2011 23:04

Breatheslowly, Drinking and MN'ing is where the fun starts...

Just don't read it back the next morning.

deemented · 21/05/2011 23:05

This thread is random as fuck. I think i may go to bed.

SinceWhenDidYouCare · 21/05/2011 23:06

PMSL

QuintessentialOldMoo · 21/05/2011 23:06

My sister told me Rambo resurfaced and came to see her for the first time in 4 years, the other night.

Bohica · 21/05/2011 23:07

Oh no, i'm never sexist with it & I'm also not a violent person. In my 34 years I have neve punched anyone apart from in jest.

I do get random urges to punch certain roles within our community &/or shout something obscure when not appropriate.

TheSecondComing · 21/05/2011 23:07

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manicbmc · 21/05/2011 23:09

You got an email for that ? ffs

BeerTricksPotter · 21/05/2011 23:10

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